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[–] 64 points 2 years ago (3 children)

The sane part of America: [softly] "Don't."

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  • [–] 16 points 2 years ago* (1 child)

    Thank God we have the electoral college to save us from possible demagogues!!!

    What? It was literally designed to launder slave votes for the south?

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  • [–] 51 points 2 years ago

    Don't worry this could be the last one

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  • [–] 48 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    As a Canadian, I think "Americans are crazy" followed by "Americans are crazy".

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  • [–] 23 points 2 years ago

    And so the world waits in anxious trepidation as a small cadre of disengaged but incredibly fickle voters in the sun belt and upper midwest decide the fate of humanity.

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  • [–] 21 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    ”This year’s election instability and Democracy erosion has been brought to you by FOX “nEwS”, and the number 88…”

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  • [–] 17 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Don't ever, for any reason, do anything to anyone for any reason ever, no matter what, no matter where, or who, or who you are with, or where you are going, or where you've been… ever, for any reason whatsoever.

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  • [–] 12 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    This is like that Rocket and Baby Groot meme

    Baby Groot is America

    Rocket is the world

    Rocket as he watches Baby Groot run off with the explosive: ..... we're all going to die

    Except this time it may not be a Hollywood ending.

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  • [–] 11 points 2 years ago (5 children)

    You won't have to worry about US elections for much longer.

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  • [–] 11 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    It's all right. I bet $100 on Harris.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago

    Good luck, you need a truckload of it. Or maybe two truckload of it.

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  • [+] -12 points 2 years ago

    USA is just trying to elect someone how dies before the next election, because he is too old...

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