A little irresponsible leaving it unguarded with the iris open.
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It's been active and open for decades, but no one has ever arrived through it.
Cause it leads to just outside Ashland, Ohio off of I-71.
Pretty useless without the DHD. Must be meant as a one way dumping gate to send people to Ohio.
Found the DHD, covered by some shrubs.

TO Ohio? No, that can't be right. Who would design a transportation method of that technical marvel, and choose OHIO as it's destination?
Just don't mention it on the conservative communities, otherwise it'll be the next conspiracy theory on sneaking voters into a swing state.
Fake fan, the Chevrons are in the wrong place, should be one at the top.

It can be rotated, no? Doesn't seem to be in a working state right now.
Works fine horizontally as we saw in Area 51, this one just isn’t mounted to a ramp. The real question is where’s the DHD
You can dial manually as long as you bring your own power source.
How many AA batteries do we need?
Theres a Tollan Stargate in Perth:

Finally. A reason to go-to Ohio!
I'm fucking leaving this shit hole, deuces!
It may still not be a good enough reason to go to Ohio. Because before you go to another planet, you'll still have been to Ohio.
Says someone who's never been to Ohio before. Their state motto is "abandon hope all ye who enter here"
Does it spin? Because spinning is so much cooler than not spinning.
But are we sure that's a Einstein–Rosen bridge portal device that allows for near-instantaneous teleportation across both interstellar and extragalactic distances?
Its location doesn't look instantaneously like a place in or even around Vancouver, BC.
Bury that shit, have you learned nothin? There isn't even a console, meaning people can can dial in and we can't dial out.
It's ok, it's in Ohio. They can barely read English, let alone Ancient.
Edit: You downvoters don't understand. I'm in Indiana so I'm allowed to say that. I don't make the rules, I just obey them.
You want Goa'uld? This is how you get Goa'uld.
Prove to me we already don't. Have you seen the news!
Stargate is real
Now all we need is a DHD, a MALP, and a power source, and we're in business.
Great cross post for !sideoftheroad@possumpat.io
Next time I'm headed home, I'll plan an explosion such that I can jump my wormhole over to Ohio.


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