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[–] 93 points 2 years ago (11 children)

A little irresponsible leaving it unguarded with the iris open.

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  • [–] 59 points 2 years ago (5 children)

    Name one system lord that would have any use for Ohio....

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  • [–] 64 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    JD Vance does wear a suspicious amount of eyeliner….

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  • [–] 34 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Fuck me how did I never even consider the guy who fucks couches might be a tape worm driving a people suit. Did RFK Jr know too much? Did the worms really eat his brain??

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  • [–] 82 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    It's been active and open for decades, but no one has ever arrived through it.
    Cause it leads to just outside Ashland, Ohio off of I-71.

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  • [–] 47 points 2 years ago (8 children)

    Pretty useless without the DHD. Must be meant as a one way dumping gate to send people to Ohio.

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    [–] 39 points 2 years ago* (12 children)

    Fake fan, the Chevrons are in the wrong place, should be one at the top.

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  • [–] 27 points 2 years ago* (10 children)

    It can be rotated, no? Doesn't seem to be in a working state right now.

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  • [–] 11 points 2 years ago (5 children)

    Works fine horizontally as we saw in Area 51, this one just isn’t mounted to a ramp. The real question is where’s the DHD

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  • [–] 39 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Theres a Tollan Stargate in Perth:

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  • [–] 22 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    Finally. A reason to go-to Ohio!

    I'm fucking leaving this shit hole, deuces!

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  • [–] 21 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Does it spin? Because spinning is so much cooler than not spinning.

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    [–] 20 points 2 years ago* (4 children)

    But are we sure that's a Einstein–Rosen bridge portal device that allows for near-instantaneous teleportation across both interstellar and extragalactic distances?

    Its location doesn't look instantaneously like a place in or even around Vancouver, BC.

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    [–] 18 points 2 years ago

    Good, now get me off this planet.

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  • [–] 18 points 2 years ago* (16 children)

    Bury that shit, have you learned nothin? There isn't even a console, meaning people can can dial in and we can't dial out.

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  • [–] [S] 31 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (15 children)

    It's ok, it's in Ohio. They can barely read English, let alone Ancient.

    Edit: You downvoters don't understand. I'm in Indiana so I'm allowed to say that. I don't make the rules, I just obey them.

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    Now all we need is a DHD, a MALP, and a power source, and we're in business.

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    "Moooom, I want a real stargate!"

    "We have a stargate at home":

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  • [–] 7 points 2 years ago

    With God All Things Are Possible, So now they are trying to lure aliens?

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago

    Next time I'm headed home, I'll plan an explosion such that I can jump my wormhole over to Ohio.

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