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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 5 hours ago (6 children)

I run both. everyone hates me :')

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

I run both. everyone hates me :')

Lindows

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 hours ago

Brothix? Linal?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 hours ago

ahem

I hope not given how out of date it’s be by now.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 hours ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 hours ago

You see, little @[email protected], when a man loves a woman…. Birds…. Bees…. yada yada yada…. You get a baby brother or sister.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 hours ago

An investment in yourself

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 hours ago

if only those people had seen reddit in the really early days

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Never seen anyone complaining about Linux on here or on Reddit

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

You must not browse All much then. There's a community here called LinuxSucks which I ended up blocking because it just wasn't very funny but holy hell they were on a posting spree the other day.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

To be fair... There are too many in a brothel...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 hours ago

Right... Nobody ever complained

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

More like kinky sex slaves .... they're all either cheap or work for free.

They'll complain and give you a hard time during the whole experience but they'll never leave you alone because it's their kink and it turns them on.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Oh yes daddy, do me harder!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 hours ago

This is what Arch Linux would say

.... most just lie there bored out of their mind

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 hours ago

Wait, what did you just call me? 😄

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 hours ago (12 children)

When every other topic by windows users on lemmy is "windows sucks so much. Now they did X and Y, and everything is shit" linux users are going to reply with "use Linux".

It's like hearing incels complain about never losing their virginity. The brothel is right around the corner, just get it over with.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 hours ago

Twenty bucks is twenty bucks.

[–] [email protected] -5 points 4 hours ago (5 children)

I don't come onto Lemmy and complain that there are TOO MANY linux users.......I generally make fun of the fact that the last time I heard, about 2 months ago, Linux is at an all time high userbase of about 4% of PC users. Linux has been around 30+ years, and has an all time high userbase of 4%.

How is that too many Linux users???

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! See, the funny part is when the defenders of Linux get their panties in a bunch and downvote, and say things like "ACTUALLY IT'S BETTER THAN WINDOWS!!!"

Which is just engaging in whataboutism. I never defended Windows. Windows is a flaming dumpster fire, which self admits to spying on your screen activity, and sending that data back to HQ to monitor your usage. They promote that as a FEATURE of Windows 11 that you can't turn off. They even backported it to Windows 10. They have forced updates. Users are not the end goal of Windows.

......and yet people would rather deal with all that, then switch to Linux. Which just goes to show what Linux users CANNOT admit to themselves. That Linux is a worse operating system for the majority of people purely based on it's core concepts and user culture.

Then I get to laugh as Linux defenders get SOOOOOOO angry!!!!

........but I never said there were TOO MANY!!!!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 hours ago

Sometimes baiting is just too easy

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[–] [email protected] -5 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

The only people complaining about Linux users are people who just got hired by Microsoft and are trying to convince themselves Windows is the best.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

If you are bothered by those complaints, try Arch.

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