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[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Not sure about the UK, but I think the price of cheese in Australia is highway robbery. Does that count?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 50 minutes ago

The price of every-fucking-thing in Australia is highway robbery ... and that highway is a toll road too.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 hours ago (3 children)

How the fuck are you supposed to sell black market cheese anyways?

Some sketchy guy in the Home Depot parking lot?

"Hey kid, you want some artisanal cheese?"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

Open a pizza parlor.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 hours ago

You can reintroduce into the supply chain through a distributor. This has organized crime written all over it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 hours ago

You slide a 50 in a mailslot, and a bike carrier makes a clandestine wedge drop to you in the park

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 hours ago

Think their boss meant the other sort of cheddar.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 hours ago

"High value",

"Cheddar"

Choose one.