The best part is that fully half of these are addressed to my mom…

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[–] 132 points 2 years ago (11 children)

Did your mom also install a random sketchy app from the app store and click "Allow" when it asked to access her contacts?

Because my mom did, and I get all kinds of spam. 😠

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  • [–] 19 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    jfc I hope you reported that app.

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  • [–] 31 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    No idea what app it was. Mom was just like "my phone got hacked so i got a new one" and a new phone number with it. 🤦🏻‍♂️

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  • [–] 27 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    At this point it's like the Onion article that they release after every school shooting about how nothing can be done to prevent it in the only country where it occurs regularly; the data raping and pillaging that goes on in the US despite other countries having passed basic common sense privacy and control laws...well too bad you can't afford the lobbyists to pass it, Poor.

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    [–] 98 points 2 years ago (8 children)

    Life in the US must suck so fucking bad.

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  • [–] 40 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    You know, I have to say you're right.

    At this point, unless you have been living under a giant rock, there are simple, hard facts you can't possibly not know about Donald Trump that should be unacceptable to anyone regardless of political leanings. It's simply impossible to ignore them.

    Therefore logic dictates that whoever votes for Trump today must agree with the Nazi stuff, the Trump Purge, shooting protesters in the legs, hanging vice-presidents or locking up former speakers of the house. I mean LITERALLY agree - because he LITERALLY said those things. Even MAGA people shouldn't agree with those things: making America great again implies not destroying America!

    Meaning roughly half of this country agrees with those things. If that's not fucked up to the n-th degree, I don't know what is.

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  • [–] 12 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    far right parties are the biggest in most european countries and it still doesn't come anywhere close to how much it must suck to live in america. Who you vote for is nobody's business, and this kind of spam is insane.

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  • [–] 9 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    I’m not sure how many OP gets in a week but I get so. many. of these stupid messages. It’s usually about 3-6 a week. It pisses me off every time I get them. Luckily I have a message filter set up with just bare bones rules to filter out anything that contains “Trump” and “President” and that’s been working great. But the fact that I even get those messages is absurd to me. I’ve blocked at the bare minimum, probably about 300 of those numbers so far. It only keeps rising every week when I decide to look through my junk SMS

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    [–] 59 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    And the worst part? They're allowed to ignore the national do not call registry.

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  • [–] 50 points 2 years ago

    I’m in Missouri and I got one from some ghoul of a Republican today. It was very off putting. I fucking hate those fascist fucks.

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  • [–] 33 points 2 years ago (8 children)

    As annoying as it is, I reply STOP to each one and then block the number. Sometimes I get lucky and get an unsubscribe confirmation.

    I hardly get spam texts because I refuse to give my number out for anything. Jenny is my go to phone number when I need to give out a burner number.

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    [–] 26 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    Finally, a chance to tell Mom, Andrew, Jeremy, and Doug, that they're only important enough for a stranger on the internet to want to decipher their semi-crossed out names and nothing more!

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    [–] 25 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Protip: don't scribble shit out in screenshots. Too easy for people to figure out what's underneath. Put filled in rectangles over whatever you don't want people to see so there's nothing that shows through. Most built in photo editors on phones have this functionality.

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    [–] 25 points 2 years ago* (4 children)

    I recognize those area codes! And I also get like 6 of those every day.

    Did you sign Elons petition? He only asks if you support the first two amendments, which, technically, I do. I was hoping to win the million and collect it wearing all blue! 😂

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  • [–] 26 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    FYI, it may actually be illegal to even accept that million dollars. I am not a lawyer, and my understanding is it's kinda untested legal grounds, but there is an argument for it.

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  • [–] 14 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Fair enough, but I think that's a risk I'd be willing to take.

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  • [–] 22 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    I'm so glad we don't get campaign spam like this in the UK.

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  • [–] 13 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Oh man I know, right‽ In Canada the run up to the election can be between 37 and 51 days. The US election cycle is for fucking ever and then restarts 2 years after the election, and that's not counting mid terms. Just exhausting. Campaign advertising must just be a huge industry because they're never turned off.

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  • [–] 22 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    I was pleasantly surprised to see Google Messages automatically blocks most political spam now. I've only gotten a few that slipped through in the past few months.

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    This is why I've started blasting the fuck out of every one of them. You do enough cursing and insulting, they tend to actually stop texting and calling. I got sick of having to tell them to fucking stop the spam, which didn't work. But, amazingly, after a few days of going batshit on every one of them, they've stopped almost entirely. No texts at all in three days for me, though my wife and dad still get them.

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  • [–] 15 points 2 years ago (6 children)
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    [–] 14 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    "I'm just gonna vote for the last person that texted me" : the demo these assholes are targeting.

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    [–] 12 points 2 years ago

    Fortunately Google messages filters all of it to spam and makes it very easy to toss whatever doesn't get filtered into spam. Here's mine from Wisconsin!

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    I’ve lived in and was registered in 3 states in the past 4 years - currently in a swing state. Before I began blocking political texts and emails a month ago, I counted over 40 emails and over 15 texts per day, every day, plus phone calls every week.

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  • [–] 9 points 2 years ago (6 children)

    Even though I’m an anarchist from not california, i somehow ended up in Gavin Newsom’s discord server where people regularly organize to text voters like this.

    I am so fucking glad i take great care to keep my names and numbers off of these lists, and even more glad to live in a solid colored state with no hope of flipping meaning the election ads are minimal.

    My poor Californian friends receive so many goddamn text messages it’s insane, and my friends from Pennsylvania and Georgia have it worse.

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    [–] 9 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    You guys need regulation about that, thank God we have some in EU

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    [–] 8 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    mine in PA. most of them are sent to a name I don't know anyone by...

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    [–] 8 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    You need to use VeroSMS or something to block all the political bs. Best thing I ever did

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    [–] 7 points 2 years ago

    I ALREADY SENT MY BALLOT! YOU KNOW THIS! LEAVE ME ALONE!

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  • [–] 7 points 2 years ago

    I wish this was what I got. At least I could reply to these with a "fuck off" even if no one reads it. I hate the flyers I get in the mail all the time. Wasteful as fuck and no way to stop it. I've thought about collecting them all and dumping them on the doorstep of my county's Republican party office though.

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  • [–] 7 points 2 years ago

    I got one that threatened me saying they will know if I voted or not.

    It was also sent to the wrong address and someone else had to give it to me asking if I was ok when they saw the hand written threat.

    It's fucking insane.

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