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[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Picture #4

So if you could just go ahead and work until daybreak fueled by nothing but coffee, that'd be great. Thaanks.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

coffee and death metal

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 weeks ago

The ceiling tiles just thrown aside, dropping cables everywhere is such a vibe. They really were scrappy up starts

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago

Those CRT electron guns packed a punch.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Back when Jira was just cards taped to a wall

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

Really I worked a project once that just had post-its stuck to the wall. It worked as well as Jira does.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Used a physical board in my last job before COVID

Can't really do stand up when none of you are in the office to move the cards

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

that's what the robot arm with the suction cup on it is for

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Gotta set up a remotely operated robot to move the post its

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

The secret here is to come up with a business case that shows management what an incredible ROI they should expect from this initiative.

Then you get to play with robots for a few months instead of actually working!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Plus it's a lot more satisfying to move a physical object than to change status on a drop-down menu

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

I like dragging the card to the "Ready for demo" slot :3

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm in this picture and I don't want to be.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 weeks ago

I'm in this picture and it's making me so soul-crushingly nostalgic that I'm gonna log off and go to bed.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

Reminds me of the Reboot hotel offices.