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[–] [email protected] 108 points 1 day ago (18 children)

Thank god my nightmares are not viewed in vim. I can't Google how to quit it while I'm sleeping!

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 day ago

Vim, I wish I knew how to quit you! (/s obviously bc Vim is life)

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

My nightmares largely stopped after being awake tired af and terrified of sleeping, when I said "damn you nightmares, you can't scare me into sleep deprivation! I'm coming in there and I'm gonna fight back", and then went right back to sleep. I don't know what nightmare I had that drove me to get angry at my nightmares, I didn't even have a plan to fight back. But that's when it stopped, when I stopped being afraid of them.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Maybe nightmares are what happen when you fall asleep scared.

[–] [email protected] 79 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (4 children)

The second I realise I’m dreaming I wake up.

I think it’s because the second I am some level of conscious the deep rooted anxiety starts again and jolts me up 🙂

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 day ago

Nothing scary than real life.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

At least you don’t go through a series of false awakenings when it happens. Those are generally not the most fun, since at best they ruin lucid dreams (it’s sort of a way for your mind to go back to sleep, and typically resets your awareness of being in a dream), and at worst it fucks with your sense of reality big time.

That’s why I don’t nap anymore… I lucid dream sometimes, but usually not with naps. Those are just hyper realistic emotion bombs with full physical sensation.

So one day I was having one of my awful nap dreams, and it was super negative, so I decided to wake up. So I did. And then I realized I was still sleeping, and tried again.. Dozens and dozens of times, every trick I could think of. I could feel my actual body unable to move (thanks sleep paralysis!), and I kept cycling back to dreaming, starting the whole thing over again.

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 day ago (5 children)

I just kinda open my eyes and that's how I escape

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (6 children)

You've heard of sleep paralysis?

Some of us get that dream effect (eyes open, dream reality overlaid over real reality) but without paralysis.

Opening your eyes? They're already open and the dream is running

Getting out of bed? Touch hallucinations may become part of it

Usually turning on a light gets me out. That or time

[–] [email protected] 1 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

Now that just sounds like garden variety psychosis lmao

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 day ago (2 children)

That kind of sounds like a strategy to trigger lucid dreaming. I've heard that if you envision a specific thing while falling asleep, like for example the StarCraft menu screen, then it will appear somewhere in your dream. When it does, it's supposed to sort of jostle you into consciousness but not wake you up.

It seems that what this person's friend did with his free will in dream land is nope right out of there. He could have turned that nightmare into something awesome though!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

Even if you are aware you are in a dream it can be difficult to control it, at least in my experience. More like I wake up on a roller coaster but I'm not sure if its a fun one or a scary one yet, but I can choose to stay and see how it goes.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Sleep paralysis is the worst, you feel the presence of demons around you.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago

Gotta type "gg" first or you're BMing the Sandman.

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 day ago

rustic yet spacey guitar twangs

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Somebody order an exterminator

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago

We’re In the pipe, 5 by 5.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago

Additional supply depots required

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 day ago (8 children)

That's hilarious because I've done the same exact thing before except it was the watch menu from the Goldeneye Nintendo64 James Bond game. It worked for several years as a young lad.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

Dream Life Rage Quit

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago

Lost and ragequit so many times that he related anguish to quitting out through the menu xD

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (4 children)

Starcraft 2 is seriously the only game that's ever given me performance anxiety. There were days when I'd sit down to play and I'd already have nerves and just nope right out and watch GSL VODs of pro players instead. Seeing your rating and all that, Platinum to Diamond, then Diamond to Master, that game was rough and you were always at risk of cheese and basically getting harassed to death playing a traditional build order

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago (2 children)

On the other hand I enjoyed that game for years without ever touching multiplayer....

It's always weird because everyone talks about how stressful it was, but it never was to me because I could just pause/save and walk away.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 14 hours ago

Everybody talking about lucid dreaming in this thread while this person figured out how to play lucid Starcraft.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 day ago

Shit! I hit Save by accident! shitshitshit

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

It's just you trying to break out of the Matrix, but you keep waking up back inside it.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago

This is my new answer to the "what super power would you like" question.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

This but it's the roblox leave game screen

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Is it possible to learn this power?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yes, there are practices you can adopt in every day life that make you more likely to experience lucid dreaming.

Certain mindfulness exercises to do during the day that essentially give your consciousness muscle memory that you later kicks in when you're dreaming and helps you you pull a bit of control into the dream.

If you have a Circadian rhythm disorder it helps.

As a kid I learned I could "rewind" my nightmares and go back and do things differently the second time. Lots of nightmares where I couldn't run fast enough to save myself I was able to rewind and run faster the second time around.

As a teen I learned that I could just deux ex machina my way out of any dream.

I was having one of my recurring stress dreams about not meeting societal expectations due to lacking resources. I'd had this dream a million times before, I'm desperate to pee and I'm in a labyrinth of broken toilets. Other people are coming and I going and seemingly peeing just fine and not getting lost in the labyrinth at all. but I can't figure out how they're using these broken toilets. Usually in the dream I just wander around anxiously looking to pee until I wake up (and notably, I don't actually need to pee). But this time I was lucid enough to decide, fucking this, the ceiling had been made of glass the whole time, and a dragon burst through to pick me up on the her back and burn the whole Loo-byrinth down.

So now I do that a lot. I was dreaming I was in a house slowly filling with green water and I may or may not have been a snake, but never fear, I summoned a goat from the thin air and gave it wings and we flew away.

I had a dream where the fat bastard from Austin Powers was roomates with Oscar the grouch and I'd been sold to them as a indentured maid and for some reason they were naked and I was deeply uncomfortable with the arrangement, that's when the lucidity kicked in, so I froze time and just walked away from the weird dream, deciding once I turned onto the main road I'd wake up because this was too bizarre to even come up with something better (I haven't even seen Austin Powers)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Omg, is the labyrinth of broken toilets thing a common stress dream? That’s the kind of “nightmare” that messes with me — filled with plausible mundane stuff that makes it seem 100% real and 0% fantasy. It’s like having a panic attack while you aren’t even conscious.

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