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I always thought this was a fun topic. What power would you choose?

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (3 children)
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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The power to control gravity at the atomic and cosmic scale

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The power to change stoplights from red to green (and back again)

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The power to choose my own side effect

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Exactly. Whatever side-effect is cast upon you, you THINK it was chosen by you. You're 100% sure it was your decision. You're blissfully but unfortunately erroneously way too self-confident.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Free frogurt with your choice of toppings.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (3 children)

The power to have ghost doctors from the 1750s perform really bad srs on anyone who tries to think of a bad consequence of me having this power.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The ghost doctors read "srs" as "serious" and just give me a mild glare

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I can inflict my current emotional state at will on other people of my choosing.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Anytime you use this power, immediately afterwards you feel everyone in a half mile radius's feelings at 200% intensity at the same time.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

That seems like a cascading landslide of horniness.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (6 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

But it hurts like hell and you are in pain the entire time you shapeshift

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (5 children)

The power to send messages to your past self

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

I can summon whatever food and drink I want in the moment

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

The summoning makes you feel nauseous

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (6 children)

to turn invisible for as long as one likes

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

But you stink like a skunk every time you turn invisible.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I will always have full knowledge of everything and know how to do anything

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You never get to use the power for your own enjoyment because people will never leave you alone…you will constantly assaulted with questions because everyone knows you have the answers. You have no peace.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You become completely physically disabled, almost a complete vegetative state, and can't physically do any of it.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

I'll know how to construct a full exoskeleton with a brain interface and communicate the instructions to someone who can build it for me. Just look at how well Stephen Hawkins fared

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