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[–] 115 points 3 years ago (1 child)

Didn't see but definitely heard a woman getting hardcore railed in the next house over to the one we were in. We started joining in with the moaning and they slammed the window shut.

That's the closest I got to the touch of a woman that year.

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  • [–] 35 points 3 years ago (6 children)

    I saw the window itself. It blew my fucking mind man.

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  • [–] 21 points 3 years ago (5 children)

    Have you ever, like, really looked at a window? I mean, reeeeaaally looked at it?

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  • [–] 10 points 3 years ago (3 children)

    Have you seen a window...on weed?

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  • [–] 31 points 3 years ago*

    Actual window washer. Have seen:

    -Tons of financial info and emails(I dont look or absorb anything but everyone leaves their shit out or on)

    -Drugs

    -Various sex toys

    -One semi nude and very panicked octogenarian

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  • [–] 22 points 3 years ago (5 children)

    Alistair! I'm not a window cleaner!

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  • [–] 3 points 3 years ago (4 children)

    YYESSS!! Came here to post exactly that! Hahaha

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  • [–] 4 points 3 years ago (3 children)

    Is there an IT Crowd sub-lem? There should be an IT Crowd sub=lem...

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  • [–] 1 point 3 years ago* (last edited 3 years ago) (1 child)

    I wish!

    I came here to drink milk and search for the community... and I've just finished my milk. I'll report back if I find anything.

    E: so far, all I found was !itcrowd@lemmy.world, but it has 3 subscribers (including me) and only a few posts. We could enliven it, though!

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  • [–] 10 points 3 years ago

    I saw a forced software update, a flightless bird, then it all went black, then blue, and I've never looked back; washed clean.

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  • [–] 9 points 3 years ago

    Not the answer you're looking for, but related - George Gormby - When I'm Cleaning Windows.

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