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[–] 142 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Never forget the future that was taken from us.

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  • [–] 48 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Thank you Junior. Don't forget to wear you shoes when you go play in the asbestos pit at school. I put two cigarettes in your lunchbox you can have one at lunch if your teacher says its okay and one on the way to home after your shift at the radium watch painting factory.

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  • [+] 28 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (4 children)
  • [–] 18 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Never mind that pesky burning taste, imagine the power savings!

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  • [–] 103 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    Feeling snackish for an

    A T O M I C

    W A F E R !

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  • [–] 74 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    “Mother, why do all my teeth feel itchy?”

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    [–] 55 points 2 years ago*

    "Timmy you left the aluminum foil on the atomic wafer!!"

    "By golly Tim you shattered space time and opened a black hole!"

    "My apologies mother and father, I have been absent of clear cognition."

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  • [–] 50 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    Too 👏 cheap 👏 to 👏 meter

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago (6 children)

    Given the up-front cost of any kind of reactor, I don’t think the concept of a usage-based electric bill goes away as long as it’s corporations competing for customers. Maybe eventually it would be like ISPs where it’s a flat fee depending on the size of your connection. I guess it could be totally unmetered then.

    Like so many things, it gets a lot simpler if it’s the government supplying the service.

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    [–] 38 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    Look at his face, he's 100% gonna eat that.

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    [–] 27 points 2 years ago (5 children)

    This post was brought to you by Isaac Asimov's Foundation gang.

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    [–] 24 points 2 years ago (7 children)

    Wait a sec, I was told American's don't use the metric system...

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  • [–] 19 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    The imperial system doesn't have any electromagnetism units that I'm aware of, so they borrow from SI.

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  • [–] 21 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    We can use horsepower hours if you’d like. Or BTU

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  • [–] 16 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    I'm all for paying my electric bill in horsepower/hours. That feels very American. How many V8s is my house?

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    [–] 22 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    She's right there. This is literally a power play to force her kid to do a pointless task.

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  • [+] 18 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)
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    [–] 15 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    Do you want to be Malons? This is how you become Malons. /s

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    [–] 11 points 2 years ago

    Clean! Safe!! Too cheap to meter!!!

    /pffft

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  • [–] 10 points 2 years ago

    Atomic Wafer Challenge

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    I passed out from the flood of Fallout references that just rushed into my brain.

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Well, if you're a Stalker, it may put hair on your kids бляать.

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    [–] 6 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    About the hairy chest (don't worry, it's harmless).

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