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[–] 142 points 2 years ago (13 children)

Never forget the future that was taken from us.

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  • [–] 52 points 2 years ago (2 children)
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  • [–] 18 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Never mind that pesky burning taste, imagine the power savings!

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  • [–] 103 points 2 years ago (8 children)

    Feeling snackish for an

    A T O M I C

    W A F E R !

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  • [–] 74 points 2 years ago (5 children)

    “Mother, why do all my teeth feel itchy?”

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    [–] 55 points 2 years ago*

    "Timmy you left the aluminum foil on the atomic wafer!!"

    "By golly Tim you shattered space time and opened a black hole!"

    "My apologies mother and father, I have been absent of clear cognition."

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  • [–] 50 points 2 years ago (9 children)

    Too 👏 cheap 👏 to 👏 meter

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago (6 children)

    Given the up-front cost of any kind of reactor, I don’t think the concept of a usage-based electric bill goes away as long as it’s corporations competing for customers. Maybe eventually it would be like ISPs where it’s a flat fee depending on the size of your connection. I guess it could be totally unmetered then.

    Like so many things, it gets a lot simpler if it’s the government supplying the service.

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    [–] 38 points 2 years ago (5 children)

    Look at his face, he's 100% gonna eat that.

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    [–] 27 points 2 years ago (5 children)

    This post was brought to you by Isaac Asimov's Foundation gang.

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    [–] 24 points 2 years ago (15 children)

    Wait a sec, I was told American's don't use the metric system...

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  • [–] 19 points 2 years ago (8 children)

    The imperial system doesn't have any electromagnetism units that I'm aware of, so they borrow from SI.

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  • [–] 21 points 2 years ago (6 children)

    We can use horsepower hours if you’d like. Or BTU

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  • [–] 16 points 2 years ago (5 children)

    I'm all for paying my electric bill in horsepower/hours. That feels very American. How many V8s is my house?

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    [–] 22 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    She's right there. This is literally a power play to force her kid to do a pointless task.

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    [–] 15 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    Do you want to be Malons? This is how you become Malons. /s

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    [–] 11 points 2 years ago

    Clean! Safe!! Too cheap to meter!!!

    /pffft

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  • [–] 10 points 2 years ago

    Atomic Wafer Challenge

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    I passed out from the flood of Fallout references that just rushed into my brain.

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Well, if you're a Stalker, it may put hair on your kids бляать.

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    [–] 6 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    About the hairy chest (don't worry, it's harmless).

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