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CASTLE KOOPA, KOOPA KINGDOM - In a shocking turn of events following the UN decision to drop the charges of genoicde on Princess Peach, the Koopa Kingdom has declared war on the Mushroom Kingdom.

Prime Minister Kamek announced this morning that the Koopa Kingdom has for too long "...been at the mercy of imperialists like the Mushroom Kingdom and their dogs in New Donk City."

This event comes nearly a decade after the 6th Koopa War was brought to a close following a cease-fire agreement known as the Odyssey Accords.

Kamek also added in his statement that, "All lands annexed by the Mushroom Kingdom will be liberated and Princess Peach is to face trial for her crimes."

We reached out to the Chancellor of the Mushroom Kingdom for comment, however we are yet to get a response.

Many analysts say that the Koopa Kingdom has severly depleted manpower since the last war. And with 19% of the Mushroom Kingdom's population being Koopa, it will be a tough sell to the international community that this war is based on valid concerns.

More will follow.

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