Meta Platforms. X Corp. tell me those aren't straight from a strangely prescient cyberpunk classic

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[–] 128 points 3 years ago (3 children)

I’m just waiting for Omni Consumer Products (OCP) to open in Detroit.

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  • [–] 30 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    Or Allied Commercial-Media Enterprises

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    [–] 119 points 3 years ago (5 children)

    Don't forget Truth Social. Straight out of ministry of truth.

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    [–] 101 points 3 years ago (11 children)

    Now we just need companies to have their own militaries and then for someone to nuke one of their towers. We'd have the whole nine yards.

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    [–] 92 points 3 years ago (3 children)

    I still think it's hilarious that Facebook renamed to Meta, and anything they did with the "metaverse" was a huge failure. It's like they didn't learn their lesson from Second Life.

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    [–] 89 points 3 years ago (7 children)

    Don't forget the conglomerate names:

    Microsoft-Activision-Blizzard

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    [–] 70 points 3 years ago (6 children)

    Oh and don't forget the cheeky suckers that explicitly named their nutritional supplement company Soylent Nutrition, Inc.

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    [–] 61 points 3 years ago (8 children)

    Pretty much. Welcome to the fucking future I guess. There's no flying cars and green cities and happiness or bloody universal healthcare, instead we have corpos trying to turn us into their consumer slaves and governments turning authoritarian. Just do what you're told and buy more. Don't ask questions don't think just browse TikTok, improve your social credit score, and imprint more ads into your psyche until WW3.

    We're walking into hell with our eyes wide open fuck me it hurts.

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    [–] 55 points 3 years ago* (1 child)

    My first ISP in the late 90s was Skynet Online.

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  • [–] 35 points 3 years ago* (last edited 3 years ago)

    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skynet_(satellite)

    The UK already owns it. I’m pretty sure Terminator takes the name from the UK military satellite network. And SpaceX has launched Skynet satellites for them before so there is probably some agreement.

    The NSA also already has a surveillance program named SKYNET, which uses machine learning. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/SKYNET_(surveillance_program)

    That one I’m pretty sure was named after the Terminator program.

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  • [–] 53 points 3 years ago

    Those names were always parodying the names of actual corporations. I'm pretty sure Weyland Yutani is basically supposed to be like Lockheed Mitsubishi

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  • [–] 44 points 3 years ago

    Normal people reading dystopian fiction: “wow, the author really portrayed well the downfall of humanity if we were to go down the wrong path”

    Billionaires reading dystopian fiction: “hey, you know what…”

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  • [–] 42 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    When Weyland corp announce a merger with Yutani industries it's time to worry.

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    [–] 36 points 3 years ago (2 children)

    You want a trip down “is this a cyberpunk dystopia company” name, go check out the data brokers on the data broker registries in Vermont and California.

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    [–] 35 points 3 years ago

    When runaway capitalism is the norm and all the shareholders care about is that bottomline, then they will lean into the dystopia and be blatant about it when nobody is stopping them laughing all the way to the bank.

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  • [–] 34 points 3 years ago* (3 children)

    I always thought this for the financial market: Standard & Poor

    Moody

    The Fed (as in, the past tense of feed)

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    [–] 32 points 3 years ago (4 children)

    You didn't mention Facebook? That's super dystopian to me. What's a face book if not a large collection of identities being monitored?

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  • [–] 26 points 3 years ago (2 children)

    It sounds like a cursed item in D&D or something.

    The Book of Faces Wondrous Item, very rare

    This enchanted tome magically records the likeness each humanoid slain in its vicinity, preserving a snapshot of their life and memories. The book can be read to glean superficial information about it's subjects. As an action, you can tear a page from the book to summon a ghostly spirit of its subject, which will be magically compelled to answer questions. The spirit knows nothing the owner did not know in life.

    The Demon Lord Elgor Ithym is said to have a keen interest in this book...

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  • [–] 14 points 3 years ago

    What’s a face book if not a large collection of identities being monitored?

    Well, historically (and I mean in the 1990s) it was a collection of names and photographs of all the new students at your college, to help in meeting people and/or to see who's hot.

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    [–] 32 points 3 years ago (3 children)

    There's also E Corp from Mr. Robot.

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    [–] 29 points 3 years ago (2 children)

    I'm still waiting for the cool neon signs.

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  • [–] 29 points 3 years ago* (1 child)

    I also like Alliant Techsystems, then merged with Orbital Sciences Corp into Orbital ATK.

    They are part of NGIS (Northrop Grumman Innovation Systems), so evil things might come from there.

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    [–] 25 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    Yea, X Corps definitely becomes the manufacturer of the protein bar machines on snowpiercer

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    [–] 24 points 3 years ago*

    I find it amusing how nobody noticed when Valve changed their name to Valve Corporation ages ago, and people keep referring to it as Valve Software.

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  • [–] 21 points 3 years ago (5 children)

    If you think about it, all sorts of fucked up things that are happening now have been portrayed as a bad thing in past media: Virtual words, virtual-fuckin' land (not 100% sure this one is real, still really hoping its not), misuse of AI, smart houses, where everything is controlled by a remote (which relies on electricity / wi-fi), even stuff like alexa, which is listening to every word you say, at your home...

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    [–] 20 points 3 years ago (9 children)

    Art creates the future. Whatever we envision we steer ourselves toward, consciously or unconsciously. A vision has gravity, and pulls people toward it. The more a vision is etched into people’s minds, the more likely we will live it.

    I’m convinced Apple’s overall aesthetic is based on Star Trek: TNG. Or at least it was for a phase, until we got bored with it and took it even further.

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    [–] 16 points 3 years ago (2 children)

    Amazon web services

    Doesnt sound so evil...

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    [–] 15 points 3 years ago* (last edited 3 years ago) (8 children)

    There's a company called Hashicorp that's been in the news recently. Literally perfect

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    [–] 14 points 3 years ago

    Pinkerton Consulting and Investigations Inc is a pretty good one too.

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