▲ 1404 ▼ Big Tech companies are finally getting the names we thought dystopian megacorps would have (sopuli.xyz) submitted 3 years ago by salarua@sopuli.xyz to c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world 227 comments fedilink hide all child comments Meta Platforms. X Corp. tell me those aren't straight from a strangely prescient cyberpunk classic
[–] veloxization@yiffit.net 101 points 3 years ago (7 children) Now we just need companies to have their own militaries and then for someone to nuke one of their towers. We'd have the whole nine yards. permalink fedilink source hideshow 14 child comments replies: [–] dill@lemmy.one 31 points 3 years ago (1 child) "He burned down half the city just to prove he was right and burned the other half just for fun." permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 4 points 3 years ago (1 child) Source? Please. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] orrk@lemmy.world 23 points 3 years ago (1 child) He burned down half the city just to prove he was right and burned the other half just for fun. Cyberpunk permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 2 points 3 years ago Thanks. permalink fedilink source parent [–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 10 points 3 years ago* Does killing union activists on the behalf of Coca-Cola count? The United Fruit Company aka Chiquita Brands International Sàrl asking the CIA to overthrow the Guatemala government, also count? Edit: Fix links permalink fedilink source parent [–] Manifish_Destiny@lemmy.world 9 points 3 years ago (1 child) No thanks. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] RegularGoose@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 years ago* Too bad. There's no chance this doesn't happen after the agricultural collapse. Well, the first bit, anyway. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Zink@programming.dev 9 points 3 years ago (1 child) I could absolutely see a not-too-distant future where competitors of megacorps have their assets attacked by the government’s military. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Mpeach45@lemmy.world 3 points 3 years ago (1 child) This has already happened many times. It’s just that those “competitors” are usually referred to as “ordinary people.” permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Zink@programming.dev 1 point 3 years ago Sad upvote. I was thinking more as a mundane mechanism to gain market share though, not necessarily punishment or collateral damage. …but I guess it applies even then. Sigh. permalink fedilink source parent [+] oldGregg@lemm.ee 7 points 3 years ago (1 child) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 point 3 years ago You should snopes check that one. They did acquire non working ships as payment, but they scrapped em. What you said is technically correct, but oversells it. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Resonosity@lemmy.ca 6 points 3 years ago Wake up Samurai... permalink fedilink source parent [–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago Amazon is a standing military or armed navy away from beating the all-time high score. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] dill@lemmy.one 31 points 3 years ago (1 child) "He burned down half the city just to prove he was right and burned the other half just for fun." permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 4 points 3 years ago (1 child) Source? Please. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] orrk@lemmy.world 23 points 3 years ago (1 child) He burned down half the city just to prove he was right and burned the other half just for fun. Cyberpunk permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 2 points 3 years ago Thanks. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 4 points 3 years ago (1 child) Source? Please. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] orrk@lemmy.world 23 points 3 years ago (1 child) He burned down half the city just to prove he was right and burned the other half just for fun. Cyberpunk permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 2 points 3 years ago Thanks. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] orrk@lemmy.world 23 points 3 years ago (1 child) He burned down half the city just to prove he was right and burned the other half just for fun. Cyberpunk permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 2 points 3 years ago Thanks. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 10 points 3 years ago* Does killing union activists on the behalf of Coca-Cola count? The United Fruit Company aka Chiquita Brands International Sàrl asking the CIA to overthrow the Guatemala government, also count? Edit: Fix links permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Manifish_Destiny@lemmy.world 9 points 3 years ago (1 child) No thanks. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] RegularGoose@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 years ago* Too bad. There's no chance this doesn't happen after the agricultural collapse. Well, the first bit, anyway. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] RegularGoose@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 years ago* Too bad. There's no chance this doesn't happen after the agricultural collapse. Well, the first bit, anyway. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Zink@programming.dev 9 points 3 years ago (1 child) I could absolutely see a not-too-distant future where competitors of megacorps have their assets attacked by the government’s military. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Mpeach45@lemmy.world 3 points 3 years ago (1 child) This has already happened many times. It’s just that those “competitors” are usually referred to as “ordinary people.” permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Zink@programming.dev 1 point 3 years ago Sad upvote. I was thinking more as a mundane mechanism to gain market share though, not necessarily punishment or collateral damage. …but I guess it applies even then. Sigh. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Mpeach45@lemmy.world 3 points 3 years ago (1 child) This has already happened many times. It’s just that those “competitors” are usually referred to as “ordinary people.” permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Zink@programming.dev 1 point 3 years ago Sad upvote. I was thinking more as a mundane mechanism to gain market share though, not necessarily punishment or collateral damage. …but I guess it applies even then. Sigh. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Zink@programming.dev 1 point 3 years ago Sad upvote. I was thinking more as a mundane mechanism to gain market share though, not necessarily punishment or collateral damage. …but I guess it applies even then. Sigh. permalink fedilink source parent
[+] oldGregg@lemm.ee 7 points 3 years ago (1 child) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 point 3 years ago You should snopes check that one. They did acquire non working ships as payment, but they scrapped em. What you said is technically correct, but oversells it. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 point 3 years ago You should snopes check that one. They did acquire non working ships as payment, but they scrapped em. What you said is technically correct, but oversells it. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago Amazon is a standing military or armed navy away from beating the all-time high score. permalink fedilink source parent