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[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 month ago

The number of utilitons produced in my brain by shoving the author of this into a locker would exceed the number lost by the author from getting shoved into a locker. Therefore, it is a moral imperative that I do so.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

I really, really hope that it using this as an example of how stupid and unethical it is to try and measure someones utility

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 month ago (6 children)

Nope:

Someone bothered to make this semi-transparent though, which amuses me.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)

economists

Suddenly it all lines up

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago

...and they still won't read Marx. They're trying to describe use value, but since they aren't dirty pinko scum they have to bust out the calipers.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago

"Utility is when left side of head go brr"

Economics in this country is such a fucking joke. I don't envy the neurologist who had to try to explain this thing to such dipshits.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

"We've done it! We've done it, Igor! We've created the perfect utility monster! Soon it will be ethical... for everyone else to suffer! Mwahahahaha!"

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

:tormentnexus:

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

New :clown-to-clown: just dropped

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Someone make this a thing, please lol

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago

This is just basically 1800's British science again, telling us about how the poor and disabled should be murdered, but dressed up for a modern audience.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago

After the world changing release of Sex 2, we finally bring you the long awaited Phrenology 2!

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago

Pretty funny that nearly all non-marxist economic value theories are based on utility, IE joy points. Very scientific, yes.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Billionaires be like:

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago

Well... can it, Mr. Bond?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago

Has modern technology finally made calipers obsolete?