The number of utilitons produced in my brain by shoving the author of this into a locker would exceed the number lost by the author from getting shoved into a locker. Therefore, it is a moral imperative that I do so.

After the world changing release of Sex 2, we finally bring you the long awaited Phrenology 2!

Pretty funny that nearly all non-marxist economic value theories are based on utility, IE joy points. Very scientific, yes.

Billionaires be like:

Has modern technology finally made calipers obsolete?

Well... can it, Mr. Bond?