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submitted 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

A condom made in the USSR. Date of manufacture: September 1955. Circled in red - "Length: 49,5 centimeters"

What it says on the top: "Dear monarchists, please present your ugly pie-holes for inspection" (that's the closest I came up with trying to translate this masterpiece without its oomph getting lost)

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[-] [email protected] 20 points 9 months ago

grillman "It's a good thing I don't know what a cm is, or I'd feel violently insecure right now!"

[-] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

You can't know, because you know freedom units and in the soviet union there was no freedom

[-] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago

Somehow funny. Exactly 49,5cm. Not more or less.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

You know what the funniest part is?

That's the smallest size :D (I'm kidding, but hey - to each according to their need)

[-] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

A better translation would probably be:

“Monarchist Gentlemen! Asses for inspection!”

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