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[–] 41 points 3 years ago (1 child)
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[–] 25 points 3 years ago

Downvoted for spam

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  • [–] 24 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    Spam filters must be on the fritz.

    Smacks instance approximately where filters are.

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  • [–] 10 points 3 years ago

    I just downbeaned your comment.

    FAQ

    What does this mean?

    The amount of beans on your comment and bean account has decreased by one bean.

    Why did you do this?

    There are several reasons I may deem a comment to be unworthy of positive or neutral beans. These include, but are not limited to:

    • ⁠Rudeness towards other beanikans, • ⁠Spreading incorrect tomato sauce, • ⁠Sarcasm not correctly flagged with a /s.

    Am I banned from the beans?

    No - not yet. But you should refrain from making comments like this in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to issue an additional downbean, which may put your commenting and posting privileges in jeopardy.

    I don't believe my comment deserved a downbean. Can you un-downbean it?

    Sure, mistakes happen. But only in exceedingly rare circumstances will I undo a downbean. If you would like to issue an appeal, shoot me a private beannote explaining what I got wrong. I tend to respond to beannotes within several minutes. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of downbean appeals are rejected, and yours is likely no exception.

    How can I prevent this from happening in the future?

    Accept the downbean and move on. But learn from this mistake: your behavior will not be tolerated on beans. I will continue to issue downbeans until you improve your conduct. Remember: beans are a privilege, not a right.

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  • [–] 15 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    Do we have a /c/angryupvote here?

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    [–] 10 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    When you read it backwards it spells MAPS. Does Lemmy upvote Maps?

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  • [–] 9 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    Nice try spam marketing dept

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    [–] 9 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    Oh, I know this one!

    Spam is also great in spicy or tomato soups, especially with rice and rice cakes. Do add less salt to the soup though, spam has a lot of salt in there already.

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  • [–] 9 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    Most of the apps requires an upvote to hide post. That could be the reason.

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  • [–] 5 points 3 years ago* (1 child)

    Dude, what? That can't be true 🤦 Definitely isn't on Liftoff

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  • [–] 8 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    Spam fries are delicious :-) Fried spam is also a great breakfast food.

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  • [–] 3 points 3 years ago

    I first heard of Spam and eggs after watching 50 First Dates when I was a kid. I love the stuff. It shortens lifespans, sure, but am I really living if I'm not eating something delicious from time to time?

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  • [–] 7 points 3 years ago

    Upvote because spam

    Downvote because it’s spam of spam

    Neutral

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  • [–] 7 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    Spam in the place where I live (Ham and Pork)

    Think about nutrition, wonder what's inside it

    Spam in my lunchbox at work (it's the best)

    Really makes a darned good sandwich anyway you slice it at all

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  • [–] 7 points 3 years ago

    We do upvote everything after all

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  • [–] 7 points 3 years ago

    Me angrily upvoting the post because I hate SPAM email but I love SPAM:

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  • [–] 7 points 3 years ago

    The only spam I upvote is Spam in a can and Monty Python's spam skit.

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  • [–] 7 points 3 years ago

    The answer is clearly yes, though it's a shame, I had hoped Lemmy would avoid spam posts for longer.

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  • [–] 6 points 3 years ago (4 children)

    Fun fact, in Japan they consider Spam delicious for some bizarre reason. Maybe it's the culinary equivalent of tentacle porn, I don't know. But one way to eat it is called Spam Musabi and it looks like sushi.

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  • [–] 9 points 3 years ago

    But Spam is pretty good.

    Butter some bread to toast, cook up some bacon, fry the spam in that, toss on some cheddar cheese and you've a great sandwich. (I dislike egg but that's probably a great addition too.) Pepper to taste.

    Ignore the multiple grams worth of salt you'll be taking in. It's worth it.

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    [–] 6 points 3 years ago

    Almost all posts this month seem to be spam, so yes, but also yes.

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    I do love me a heart attack in a can!

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    [–] 5 points 3 years ago

    Lovely Spam, wonderful spam!

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    Yes... Yes I think I will.

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  • [–] 5 points 3 years ago

    Slice that up, fry it crispy, and get some rice!

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  • [+] 5 points 3 years ago (1 child)
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    [–] 4 points 3 years ago

    spamming spam I see

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  • [–] 4 points 3 years ago (4 children)

    yes, because I improperly judged spam. I thought it was icky, then I went to Hawaii.

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    [–] 4 points 3 years ago (1 child)
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    Rule 3 protest 😂

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  • [–] 4 points 3 years ago

    They don't upvote carrots

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  • [–] 3 points 3 years ago

    Dont knock it man, it's got its own key!

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