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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 

For those of you new users, you may be confused at constant references to a thermonuclear man named "Wisconscom". Well, who is this man? Today you'll find out!

Once, long long ago, somebody named "wisconscom" made an account on lemmygrad, promoting Hoxhaism, a far-left deviation of communism, and immediately began bashing China and other AES. He refused to comply with requests by the mods and so was banned.

But that wasn't the end of it.

He was also a major contributor on prolewiki at the time, and they let him stay for a while due to his contributions. But eventually they banned him, and we got this gem:

Revisionist rats!

I did nothing but good for your project, yet you banned me for my ideology in haste!

I gave you many chances to unban me, I could have made thousands of edits, yet you rejected me.

Now… you have forced me to go THERMONUCLEAR!

After he was banned from ProleWiki, he created 5 alts on Leftypedia and also joined RationalWiki to denounce PW and Lemmygrad.

Legend has it that his alts are still stalking lemmygrad to this day, and that is why every comment seems to have a single downvote now.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Now… you have forced me to go THERMONUCLEAR!

How can someone write something like this when talking about internet website and not realize how ridiculous they sound? To waste so much time in a petty internet vendetta instead of making efforts to be of use to the working class?

Remember to touch grass once in a while, comrades.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Wisconscom was either very very mentally ill, or a fed. Even a terminally online poster would not be as diligent and deranged as he was.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

As a former self-proclaimed Hoxhaist who spent a certain amount of time in Hoxhaist online spaces, I have to say this sort of behavior is not particularly out of the ordinary.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I don't know, have you seen Twitter recently?

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

After he was banned from ProleWiki, he created 5 alts on Leftypedia and also joined RationalWiki to denounce PW and Lemmygrad.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

He joined RationalWiki decrying ProleWiki as a tankie encyclopedia (despite him calling himself a Stalinist, or a Hoxhaist, or an MLM, he went through them pretty quickly) to mark good boy points with the liberals. Also tried making an article on Lemmygrad there.

The admins promptly banned him because they at least realised it was soapboxing. Then after that he went on the revived leftypedia, who was just setting up again, to deface it and make pages on lemmygrad and prolewiki. We got in there with forte and corrected his very funny but very wrong narrative he pulled out of his ass. This prompted him to create alts which were totally not him guys. He thought he was super clever about it and the mods bought it, but on the matrix (which he never joined for some reason but I did) everybody was tired of him and the only reason they could not ban him completely was because the admins were unresponsive and there were only mods with limited power.

He also tried to take over the communism fandom wiki which had no moderation and was eventually deleted because fandom doesn't allow political topics.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Someone needs to write a book about Wisconcom

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago (2 children)

As Chatgpt wrote once:

Once upon a time in the peaceful town of Wisconsin, a remarkable individual named William, but known locally as "Wisconscom," led a double life. By day, he worked as a mild-mannered librarian, quietly organizing books and assisting patrons. But little did anyone know that Wisconscom possessed an extraordinary secret power: the ability to control and manipulate thermonuclear energy.

You see, Wisconscom was a staunch believer in the teachings of Enver Hoxha, the former leader of Albania, and an advocate of pure, unadulterated communism. He firmly believed that revisionism was a cancer eating away at the true principles of Marxism-Leninism, and he was determined to eradicate it.

One fateful evening, as Wisconscom studied Hoxha's writings in his modest home, a bolt of lightning struck a nearby power plant, infusing him with an incredible surge of thermonuclear energy. Wisconscom felt the immense power coursing through his veins and realized that his time to fight revisionism had come.

Adorned in a red cape and a hat emblazoned with the hammer and sickle, Wisconscom set out on his mission to cleanse the world of revisionist influences. With a mighty leap, he soared across the sky, leaving trails of thermonuclear energy in his wake.

His first stop was a political gathering where revisionist ideas were being propagated. With a fierce cry of "Down with revisionism!" Wisconscom unleashed a devastating blast of thermonuclear power, reducing the venue to ashes. Startled revisionists scattered in fear, their revisionist propaganda reduced to mere fragments.

Word of the thermonuclear Hoxhaist quickly spread, and people started questioning their allegiance to revisionist doctrines. Some began to reevaluate their understanding of socialism and communism, inspired by the unwavering conviction and raw power of Wisconscom.

But as with any tale of power, there were those who sought to exploit it for their own gain. A group of unscrupulous politicians, motivated by personal interests, saw Wisconscom's powers as a means to their own ends. They approached him, tempting him with promises of influence and authority, hoping to bend his powers to their revisionist agenda.

However, Wisconscom, true to his principles, recognized their deceitful intentions. With a resounding "No compromise!" he unleashed his thermonuclear fury upon them, rendering their revisionist ambitions into ashes.

Wisconscom's valiant crusade continued, as he journeyed from town to town, challenging revisionist ideas and inspiring the masses. His thermonuclear powers became a symbol of resistance against the distortions of true socialism.

In time, Wisconscom's message spread far and wide, igniting a revolutionary spirit within the hearts of many. People began to reclaim the true essence of communism, free from revisionist compromises.

And so, the tale of Wisconscom, the thermonuclear Hoxhaist from Wisconsin, became legend. His fiery determination to combat revisionism served as a reminder to all that the principles of true socialism must be preserved, even in the face of overwhelming challenges.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

With a resounding “No compromise!” he unleashed his thermonuclear fury upon them, rendering their revisionist ambitions into ashes.

This fragment is about us, isn't it XD

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Most likely lmao

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

Lurking during the wiconsom times was a blast let me tell you, the dude was a comedy factory.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I gave every comment in this thread a downvote to keep the Legend alive. Including my own.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

I gave you an upvote, but maybe it should've been a downvote instead? 🤔

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

"Now… you have forced me to go THERMONUCLEAR!"

🤣

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

rationalwiki is pretty good...if not for its liberal bias.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

It's dogshit for anything even remotely related to communism, but their dunks on libertarians are epic.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Agreed, especially given they regurgitate jingotumblrina propaganda.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Does his name stand for “Wisconsin Communist”

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Probably, we're not sure.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yes, his YT profile said so.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

He did but it seems like it's gone now. There were only a few videos on there in which he did talk with his actual voice. I wonder why he deleted them. 🤔

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Once Hexbear federates, I need the Wisconcom x BMF crossover. It needs to happen.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Black Mold Futures, a Hexbear user known for going on sectarian screeds and making alts to dodge bans.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Seems like almost every online community has one of those types, huh. The World Of Warplanes forums also used to have a guy like that.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Don’t forget that he made like 5,000 alts, and definitely still uses Lemmy out of spite.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

The downvote is probably me. Sorry. I'm not thermonuclear. I'm slightly above room temperature. 😭

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (7 children)

That explains why my most recent posts get a downvote?

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Thanks for this post! It also now makes me wish that Lemmygrad (and really all instances of Lemmy) had an "OutOfTheLoop" community. It has been a big favorite subreddit of mine for awhile. Even if lots of the topics are drama things, but they are still weirdly interesting to read.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Maybe you should create one, I think it'd be helpful.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I have thought about it, and I like that you agree that it could be helpful. Though I am not sure I can handle being a mod. Though I guess it would be more of an issue if it got high traffic. lol

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

And here it is

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

"THERMONUCLEAR"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

this dude sounds like hes living out some kind of media fantasy lmao

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is he the reason of some of the recent comments getting downvoted lately?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Probably lol.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

From the Prolewiki Discord

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