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Anon gets outplayed (discuss.tchncs.de)
submitted 2 years ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[-] [email protected] 141 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Just say "it looks so perfect I thought it couldn't be natural."

[-] [email protected] 70 points 2 years ago

No, just be awkward and leave the table muttering to yourself like a true anon would.

[-] [email protected] 24 points 2 years ago

The thought you have in the shower for what you should’ve said after you failed the speech check

[-] [email protected] 23 points 2 years ago

yeah easy out

[-] [email protected] 36 points 2 years ago

And im over here going... did you used to have a dick? Do you have one now?

[-] [email protected] 19 points 2 years ago

This is the proper answer, it's a win win either way

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

If you present as a woman, whether you've got a dick or not, Selma approves!

[-] [email protected] 26 points 2 years ago

"Your nose, it's too perfect!"

[-] [email protected] 25 points 2 years ago

'well I'm going to have to get a good close look all around you to figgure that out...'

[-] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago

This will actually work. After a look around her, sit back down and smile. "You must've had a great surgeon. I can't tell."

[-] [email protected] 19 points 2 years ago

Always go with what cannot be seen at the dinner table. If you get it right, you might get a chance to see later if you want.

If you're wrong, they won't likely be as self conscious.

[-] [email protected] 25 points 2 years ago

Good advice,

"Oh I didn't know you transitioned, what's it like to not have a penis anymore?" Works every time.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

*feign surprise

"I never noticed!"

this post was submitted on 23 Aug 2023
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