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[-] [email protected] 45 points 2 years ago
[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

*these were nuts

[-] [email protected] 41 points 2 years ago

When tenants unions are not possible, I guess the alternative is individualist adventurism. This is good news to indicate that the material conditions are getting bad enough that individuals are inadvertantly doing propaganda of the deed. The poor woman probably attacked this landlord's genitals because he could very well have been asking for sexual favors when she couldn't pay rent.

[-] [email protected] 31 points 2 years ago

Yeah i also wondered what was exactly happening in order for her to grab his balls of all things.

[-] [email protected] 38 points 2 years ago

He was a landlord and a riot cop?

She hit two targets with one arrow!

[-] [email protected] 24 points 2 years ago

Two balls, one shaft

[-] [email protected] 35 points 2 years ago

You can kill someone by squeezing their balls?

[-] [email protected] 36 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Yes, see since pee is stored in the balls, if you squeeze them too hard they can rupture, causing the pee to enter into the blood stream. Pee in the bloodstream can result in death of humans.

[-] [email protected] 25 points 2 years ago

I believe you because zoidberg is a doctor

zoidberg salute 2

[-] [email protected] 32 points 2 years ago

These are the tactics they don’t want us to know

[-] [email protected] 19 points 2 years ago

Yes, though it's very small chance, the pain can be so intense that people can come into shock or even cardiac arrest from that.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago

The piss is immediately squeezed out into the circulatory system, inducing rapid death

[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago

Pee is stored in the balls

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

I assume that a person can bleed out from a hematoma.

[-] [email protected] 23 points 2 years ago

That's fair

[-] [email protected] 22 points 2 years ago
[-] [email protected] 21 points 2 years ago

So did the landlord die from nut squeezing or did the nuts die? Either way good for her πŸ’…

[-] [email protected] 21 points 2 years ago

I looked up the article and the landlord died because she was literally dragging him around by the balls

[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

tito-laugh fuck that's so brutal, i love it

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

No way, that’s so metal!

[-] [email protected] 21 points 2 years ago
[-] [email protected] 20 points 2 years ago

I'm now reminded of that tacticool boomer nazi that tazed his own balls to death during the Jan 6 circus. susie-laugh

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

He WHAT? Do you have a link to anything on that because it sounds hilarious! I would search it myself, but I don't want to google 'nazi tazing his own balls'

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

You don't want to search for that? I feel like that'd be a point of pride in my search history.

[-] [email protected] 19 points 2 years ago
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[-] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago

Living the American dream

[-] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago

Nothing to do, this is a civil matter

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago
[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago

You can die from that?! 😨

[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

Yeah, though its rare, the pain can be so intensive it can put you in shock or cardiac arrest, there's case where it happened even to healthy 17 year old boy in Ireland - so if that landlord had problems with heart it could killed him.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

If you cause enough trauma to cause bleeding or internal bleeding, definitely. Groin bleeds can have a very high mortality, there is obviously a lot of blood flow in that area. There's a high proximity to your femoral artery as well.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

your testicles can die at least

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