Note that the pear danger band also includes the orbital space around Earth.
this post was submitted on 06 Jul 2023
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As a resident of Earth's moon this infuriates me. I've lived here most of my life and the last time I was attacked by a bear was literally decades ago.
How to defend yourself against a man armed with a pear?
Gotta watch for bears on the way to the moon, yo.
🎶 DES-MOND! THE MOON-BEAR! 🎶
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Ah yes, tardigrades. The microscopic bear that would DEFINITIVELY KILL YOU if you weren’t bigger than it!!!!!
Ah yes, tardigrades. The microscopic bear that would DEFINITIVELY KILL YOU if you weren’t bigger than it!!!!!
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