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[–] [email protected] 55 points 3 months ago (3 children)

What, you don't have a special command to Compare Unsigned values in register C vs result register K? or Floating-point Addition with Parenthesis, so store the value for use on the next cycle?

[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I still don't know why this architecture went for a Double XOR as the NOP, I guess they were just flexing that the reference chip design could do both in a single cycle

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

When returning from kernel code, one should issue Drop Execution Ring Privileges, of course.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Its been in RISC V for decades.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I wouldn't really characterize fourteen years as "decades."

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago (2 children)

IT years are similar to dog years, an IT year is multiple normal human years, so 14 IT years is certainly IT decades.

algernon nods sagely

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

THAT'S how I'm supposed to get ten years of experience in a five year old technology

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Just lie. What are they going to do? They don't know enought to realize they made an impossible request, they won't be able to tell the difference between 10 and 5 years experience.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Just don't work there, seems like a company run by idiots

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

STEP 1: find company run by idiots

STEP 2: get them to give me a remote job

STEP 3: barely work at all

STEP 4: get second remote job and collect 2 paychecks

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago

"Algernon"? The monkey in your PFP? The nerdy kid in Canis Canem Edit a.k.a. Bully?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

I'm pretty sure fused add multiply with store is part of the AVX instruction set.

[–] [email protected] 49 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I'm so cooked I genuinely thought that's what it was at first, until I noticed all the words were slang/recent colloquialisms

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I thought it was another one of those meme languages at first.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

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Edit, Lemmy formatting killed it, here's what it was supposed to be.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

Use code formatting, perhaps?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

The trick is to try and think what could those words correspond to in assembly

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

My beowulf cluster can run at terafaps/s levels under ideal conditions.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Nah. These are way too short.