okmatewanker

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No foul language - i.e. French 🤮

Obviously satire, dozy wankers

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submitted 3 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 40 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (6 children)

Who in Gregg's in the UK would write math like a yank? It's maths.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

The same kind of person who doesn't know about apostrophes.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

Maffs

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

Possibly the same mentality of people who try and plead the fifth amendment over here when they get arrested by “cops”.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

Printer ink ain’t cheap, you kno

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Yea, I call bullshit

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Are overseas uni students allowed to work? That might be it. I never looked at UK visas to know the rules on that one.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

Any other member of staff or the public would have corrected it with a marker pen in a second.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 months ago

The Yankee doodle spelling is a dead give away.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

We don’t pay our staff well, so they’ve been at the cash drawer and despite 27 CCTV cameras, we can figure out who it is.

Card only

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

I enjoyed the joke but disliked the spelling. I think I am experiencing "ambivalence".

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

“Math”? When did Greggs make it to the States?