BZ Basel also said Thomas was arrested the day after Ms Joksimovic's body was found, and initially told investigators he had found her dead and dismembered her body in their laundry room in panic.

Let those who have not dismembered a family member in a panic with a jigsaw and garden shears before dissolving their pulped body in a bath of acid throw the first stone.

That’s an episode of “Will It Blend?” I didn’t think we’d ever get in real life.

A former model who was a finalist in the Miss Switzerland contest was allegedly murdered and “pureed” in a blender by her husband, officials in Switzerland are reported to have said.

That's, that's a brand new sentence.

This is the most psychopathic thing I have seen in quite some time. wtf

This story is wild to read, how do you purée someone and still find a body and determine they were strangled?

"the ruling from the court held Ms Joksimovic was strangled to death."

CSI Switzerland must be fucking wizards, man.

What brand was this blender? I would like to know, not because I have any former models that need blending, but because that thing must've been a tank

He did what with the what now!?

Because that would sure eliminate the DNA evidence...

A murderer and a moron.

My mind couldn't contemplate the title when I first read it. I thought this was some sort of AI art or deep fake "blender" program that he was selling nudes or vids of her that he had constructed.... the whole actual person being put into a blender just didn't even compute.

As he entered the church he could hear the soft voice of someone whispering into a cell phone.

They quoted the word "pureed" which means there was butter and potato starch involved

What the fuck bros

Poor girl...

Did he drink her?

I did not expect to read "Blender" and "Model" in this context ever.

And it was a hand blender even. Wow

Jesus fucking Christ.

What the actual fuck? No jail for this motherfucker, just throw him into a vulcano

I bet he used a Blendtec