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[–] [email protected] 57 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Sounds like a rape threat to me

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Coming from a known breeding fetishist (whom his actual children hate).

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

Remember when he claimed his daughter used to be the most precious little gay stereotype and his best friend...

and she came out and said "Not only was I not like that, he doesn't even know what I was like because he's a neglectful douchebag who literally wasn't in my life much."

[–] [email protected] 33 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Dumb shit. The first amendment guarantees that the government will not punish you for this you say. The first amendment does not guarantee that you will not get your knees broken by an NFL player or mauled by a pack of angry Swifties. That juvenile brain of his is going to get him hurt one day.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 days ago

Or, idk, the board or shareholders of the major companies built around his cult of personality could decide that having a person quite so toxic and prone to angry outbursts as their CEO doesn't Enhance Shareholder Value

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 days ago (2 children)

If only. All this means is more bodyguards are getting hired.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 6 days ago (1 children)

and she’s creating jobs?! what can’t she do?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

Take a bus, apparently

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

Swifties have a lot of money for weapons

[–] [email protected] -3 points 6 days ago

Knees broken by an NFL player 🤣

I want what you are smoking.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Sexual harrassment like this is a political tactic to prevent women and other marginalized folks from doing or saying things in public that might shift the balance of power or affect things. It is an attempt to punish and threaten people and deter others, so that wealthy white guys will be the only ones who are allowed to be active in public.

Maybe this is obvious and goes without saying, but I'm saying it because I think some people may not see the pattern or the intent behind it. This is so much more than one creepy comment and more than Taylor. See also Nina Jankowicz, gamergate, the several high profile woman politicians who have resigned. Smarter people than me have written and talked about this and how it has manifested in different forms. Online sexist harassment is an organized political force with a goal. It's not just that this one guy sucks.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 days ago

Ms. Swift should file a restraining order against this rappy clown.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Elon probably has this fantasy where he is the single best impregnator in the whole planet and females are queuing at his door to get impregnated so he can save the planet by spreading his genes. He probably also has an alien version of this where aliens come to earth for the sole purpose of asking Elon to donate some of his genetically advanced sperm by having sex with some super hot aliens.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Let's not forget that time he offered to send his sperm to Mars to aid colonization efforts.

He's disgusting, and yes genuinely believes his seed 🤢 is somehow a valuable and desired commodity; that women should be literally begging and paying him to give them super genius babies.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

Is the guy even all that smart? Like I realize he's probably not like genuinely stupid. But every time I've seen him talk he doesn't sound any more intelligent than a stoner cashier at Rite Aid.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago

It's either rape or unloading his already disowned child on her.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

What exactly is Elon Musk threatening

"coldly considering an act of cruelty" -- Stanley Goodspeed

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

Maybe he’s going to hand over one of his kids

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

It's because he's such a nice guy. Deep down he knows all his kids would be better off being co-parented by Swift and their bio mothers. He can barely remember they all are. They'll be happier without him in their lives.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

It sounds like he has extras.