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Local man Dan Bongos (32) of Mission Hill makes headlines for watching porn all day and not touching himself once. (hexbear.net)

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"It showing amazing discipline" says scientist Kimberly White, "for a young guy to watch nasty shit for 12 hours and not even touch his little ding dong once."

Researchers at Mission Hill University have placed Mr. Bongos under a 72 hour hold for observation.

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