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Horrified Taylor Swift Realizes Football Happens Every Year (theonion.com)
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[+] 54 points 2 years ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
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    [–] 47 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Jesus, that ending was brutal.

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    • [–] 30 points 2 years ago* (2 children)

    Football should be like the Olympics. I really don't need to know who is the best Quarter Of The Way Back year-to-year. Every four years is fine.

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  • [–] 15 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    I'll have you know it's only been relatively recent that I learned the Super Bowl was every year. I could have sworn it was every 4 like the Olympics or the World Cup

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago

    I think they should have mini olympics every year. Events that are more local athletes compete with local athletes to see who qualifies for their country at the main olympics in 4 years.

    And professional athletes would ABSOLUTELY qualify! The olympics is supposed to be the best of the best. Why WOULDN'T you want the 1992 dream team representing your country in basketball if you have it available??? Suck it other countries! America knows how to play with our balls!!!......wait.......

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    • [–] 10 points 2 years ago

    Tight end tight end tight end tight end tight end tight end

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    [–] 6 points 2 years ago

    and it will continue happening until the year 17776 and beyond

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    [–] 3 points 2 years ago

    Now imagine dating a baseball player 😩 Or a hockey player whose team consistently makes the playoffs 😭

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    [–] 1 point 2 years ago

    Different football, but yes.

    Mitchell & Webb

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