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[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 31 points 2 years ago

Does all he do on twitter is retweet his own quotes and reply to bot accounts licking his boot?

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 19 points 2 years ago

Sometimes he says "interesting" or "!!" to nazi takes, so there's that.

[-] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 23 points 2 years ago

Increasing govt efficiency by creating a new departnent of the government thinking-about-it

[-] buckykat@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago

Destroying all the departments that do useful stuff and creating the department of saying you're not allowed to do useful stuff

[-] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago

agony-shivering the empire won't even be able to run it self as it outsources all of it's functions

[-] EllenKelly@hexbear.net 22 points 2 years ago

I will not ask for recognition for the work I am doing, in public, did you see?? Just over here!

musk /mŭsk/

  1. A greasy secretion with a powerful odor, produced in a glandular sac in the abdomen of a male musk deer and used in traditional medicines and formerly in the manufacture of perfumes.
[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago

Musk... Grimes... is the universe fucking with us?

[-] miz@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago

if reality isn't an elaborate joke then why did we get an anti-abortion op ed by Karen Swallow Prior

[-] Collatz_problem@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago

My favourite is State Department functionary Anne-Marie Slaughter.

[-] miz@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)
[-] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 20 points 2 years ago

If I was as competent as Musk, I would want no recognition.

Musk wants to look like he doesn't care about what people think.

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 22 points 2 years ago

He's like the ultimate example of the "cares very much about making sure everyone thinks he doesn't care" kind of edgelord tryhards that have infested internet discourse for most of its run.

[-] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 19 points 2 years ago

Oh I wish I could stop recognizing him alright

[-] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 22 points 2 years ago

I mentioned him to my mom the other day. She genuinely has no idea who Elon Musk is and never heard of him before.

I was pretty envious, I must say.

[-] Beetle_O_Rourke@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago

Like Doug Ford's minister for reducing red tape burgerpain

[-] EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net 21 points 2 years ago

Doug Ford's minister for reducing white powder.

*snrrrt* WOO! huey-lewis

[-] miz@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago

suddenly I feel the call to public service

[-] Thallo@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago

Send him to serve on the frontline of any given imperialist war the US is fighting atm

[-] WittyProfileName2@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago

You Americans are gonna haveta double time it with adding useless new jobs for boys if you wanna catch up with UK Parliament and their "minister for common sense".

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

"minister for common sense".

[-] BurgerPunk@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I don't do it for thanks. I just want someone to see me and say. There goes David Brent. I must remember to thank him.

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