Does all he do on twitter is retweet his own quotes and reply to bot accounts licking his boot?
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Sometimes he says "interesting" or "!!" to nazi takes, so there's that.
Increasing govt efficiency by creating a new departnent of the government 
Destroying all the departments that do useful stuff and creating the department of saying you're not allowed to do useful stuff
the empire won't even be able to run it self as it outsources all of it's functions
I will not ask for recognition for the work I am doing, in public, did you see?? Just over here!
musk /mŭsk/
- A greasy secretion with a powerful odor, produced in a glandular sac in the abdomen of a male musk deer and used in traditional medicines and formerly in the manufacture of perfumes.
Musk... Grimes... is the universe fucking with us?
if reality isn't an elaborate joke then why did we get an anti-abortion op ed by Karen Swallow Prior
My favourite is State Department functionary Anne-Marie Slaughter.
If I was as competent as Musk, I would want no recognition.
Musk wants to look like he doesn't care about what people think.
He's like the ultimate example of the "cares very much about making sure everyone thinks he doesn't care" kind of edgelord tryhards that have infested internet discourse for most of its run.
Oh I wish I could stop recognizing him alright
I mentioned him to my mom the other day. She genuinely has no idea who Elon Musk is and never heard of him before.
I was pretty envious, I must say.
Like Doug Ford's minister for reducing red tape 
Doug Ford's minister for reducing white powder.
*snrrrt* WOO! 
suddenly I feel the call to public service
Send him to serve on the frontline of any given imperialist war the US is fighting atm
You Americans are gonna haveta double time it with adding useless new jobs for boys if you wanna catch up with UK Parliament and their "minister for common sense".
"minister for common sense".
I don't get why "Libertarians" love this guy. He's only where he is because of huge government subsidies. If the "free market" had any say, all of Musk's projects would've crashed and burned ages ago. He's the very thing they claim to hate about capitalism and governments, and yet they worship him.
They're morons?
Because libertarians don't have the ability to think at simple and critical level.
People call them lolbertarians for a reason.
I don't do it for thanks. I just want someone to see me and say. There goes David Brent. I must remember to thank him.