Ah, but is there Sy in Syfy?

No. No there isn’t.

There is no war in Ba Sing Se

There is no Mötorhead on Lemmy

I remember when The Learning Channel had learning on it. Now watching it actively depletes your intellect.

And Beyond 2000 stopped airing in 1999

Its all simple minded commercial fodder. Geared to hold the attention of the slow witted emotion driven masses long enough to throw ads down their psychological throats

There's little to no British content on BBC America.

Travel channel and Food network switch content sometimes

And there are no Indians in Indiana.

To the tune of Home Again In Indiana:

There are no Indians, in In-diana Most were removed, through treaties And the Del-a-ware, had no care went to Miss-ou-ri, with ease The Shaw-nee screwed, the Mi-am-i With the treaty, of, Fort Wayne William Hen-ry Harr-i-son versus Te-cumseh The In-dian's loss, became, whitey's gain Now there are no Indians in In-diana

There's no entertainment on BET

Under capitalism, when you have the perfect product the only way to continue to increase profits is to make cheaper and shittier

It's the same here in the UK, multiple BBC channels all disappointing

The Learning Channel changed their name to TLC when they stopped carrying educational content.

There's no Nick's on Nickelodeon.

No Turner on the Turner Broadcasting System (TBS)

r/I'm14andThisIsTRUE

Deep.

This is now classic stoner chat.

This dude took it for a spin over a decade ago...

No music on MTV

There is no democracy in a democratic country.