fakenews

327 readers

1 users here now

founded 1 year ago

MODERATORS

In the wake of school shooting - one Christian private school hires armed contractors, their pay? Admission into Heaven. (hexbear.net)

submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

2 comments fedilink hide all child comments

St. Baptist The Savior private Christian academy in Bowling Green is putting out a request for armed security. The pay is if you save children's lives you will go to heaven. The PPE is the anointed blood of Jesus which is your spiritual armor against satan and his school shooter minions.

top 2 comments

sorted by: hot top controversial new old

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Anyone remember the bowling green massacre? The victims are now God's honor guard.

permalink
fedilink
source

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Hell yeah, indulgences are SO back baybe

permalink
fedilink
source