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[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

You shove a knife in it, twist, and cut it out in chunks.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Ah, the Bobbitt technique!

(Does he really expect us to believe there was a hot dog under the sofa?)

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Switch the vacuum from "SUCK" to "BLOW". Or use the corkscrew. No, definitely use the corkscrew.

[-] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

Broomstick.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Does anyone know how to get a broomstick out of an anus? Asking for a tiny faced friend.

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