this post was submitted on 21 Aug 2023
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[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Destress? Destress?! Why don't I just put on my destress helmet, wiggle down into my destress cannon, and fire myself off into destress land where destressors grow on destressies?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I think it was a typo. I think what they wanted to say was "de-dress".

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Just pull a gun on them and scream don't moove, if they do again, fire.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Found the American commenter!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Absolutely not. Im German. But a flamethrower is to long to hold it in your face...

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I'm on month 2 of an eye twitch. Last time it was 4 months in my arm and before that 4 months in my other eye.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

WebMD points me to nerve damage but I’m also very tired 🙃

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Nope, no other nerve issues that I know of.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

That's pretty wild. I have epilepsy and get seizures that are exactly as you describe, though I don't think I've had one for a month.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Why is memes the most informative community?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If you're on Windows 11, go to the Start Menu and type "Night Light" and setup your screen so it's super yellow. Or, alternatively, download the F.lux app which does the same thing. It'll look disgustingly yellow for the first minute and then you won't realise it's on. Then, feel your eye strain wash away :D.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

On X11 Linux, install redshift with your package manager. Run it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I had eye twitching, went to an eye doctor and I had some mild astigmatism that my eyes were trying to compensate for and getting exhausted, especially when staring at computer screens, they don't twitch now with glasses.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Everyone thinks I'm crazy, but for as long as I can remember I can usually stop mild twitches by just thinking about it. They sometimes come back after a few minutes but usually not.

That's probably the only superpower I have.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Don't have caffeine? Top panel reaction is right