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[–] 24 points 2 years ago

Best: Reese’s

Worst: Circus Peanuts

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  • [–] 22 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    I got eerily angry complaints from parents one Halloween after I gave out cotton candy "because it filled up too much space in their bags for something that would dissolve in their mouth all at once anyways as well as make them hyper as it's just sugar". Makes me wonder how they spent their evenings.

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  • [–] 20 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Best: Full size Snickers, Reese's Halloween editions

    Worst: Candy Corn and Circus Peanuts

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  • [–] 16 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    Best: Reese's, starbursts, Skittles

    Worst: Those peanut butter chews wrapped in orange or black that have a weird soft but chunky feel that reminds me of something half digested. Anything healthy. Anything not candy (stickers, pencils, etc).

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago

    Came here to post unnamed peanut butter bullshit.

    Like, our parents were supposed to look at our candy to make sure it wasn’t tampered with (urban legend), yet everybody looked at the unlabeled wrap job on those pieces of shit and was like β€œyeah, this def doesn’t contain a razor blade.”

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    [–] 15 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Best: drugs

    Worst: also drugs

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    [–] 12 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

    Best: Subjective.

    Worst: religous pamphlets proletizing the youth because the religous must target those without fully functioning brains lest their numbers dwindle.

    I see no one has mentioned Swedish fish yet. Always felt they were so freaking waxy they tasted like nothing. Probably not the worst though.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    I'm sorry but propaganda does not technically count as candy.

    To be fair I once got 5 dimes wrapped in a little black mesh thing. It was lame as hell, but they did make an effort so I didn't complain. But even back in the late 80s/early 90s, 50Β’ wasn't really useful, even for a kid.

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  • [–] 12 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    Best: Good candy corn

    Worst: Bad candy corn

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  • [–] 10 points 2 years ago

    Best: full size Snickers bars

    Worst: full size Snickers bars but you have peanut allergy

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  • [+] 9 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)
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    [–] 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

    Best: kit-kats, twix, heath bar, and the wee chocolates dark/light/crunch mix assortment.

    Worst: banana laffy taffy, smarties

    Also I freaking love black licorice and my kids do too but would never, ever dare hand it out, absolutely a trick not a treat for most kids.

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  • [–] 7 points 2 years ago

    Best: Butterfinger Worst: candy corn, circus peanuts

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  • [–] 7 points 2 years ago* (2 children)

    Best: twix, 100grand, candy corn, sweet tarts

    Worst: bottle caps, heath, unnamed hard candies, tootsie rolls

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    [–] 6 points 2 years ago (5 children)

    I once gave a single banana to a group of kids and told them to be sure to split it between them.

    That was a massive improvement over the year before, where I had nothing at all.

    It was extra sad because their parents only allowed them to go through the building they lived in, and it didn't have many people.

    Thing is, halloween isn't really a thing there, plus I am absolutely terrible with dates.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    When I was a kid my father handed out cans of soup.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    My MIL used to work for a dentist. One year he encouraged? required? the employees to hand out toothbrushes on Halloween. My hubby begged his mom not to do it, to just fib and tell her boss she had. But... she went through with it. They got egged that night & their pumpkin was smashed. She fucked around and found out.

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Worst is Necco wafers.

    Best is Whoppers, then Sixlets.

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    The dentist's house handed out toothbrushes. Which actually was really thoughtful and appreciated by the poorer parents

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    [–] 6 points 2 years ago

    Trick or treating isn’t so much of a thing in Australia, even though the idea of Halloween and dressing up has become more popular.

    Anyway, no one has ever done it in our neighbourhood, but just in case I buy a bag of chupa chups in October in case anyone knocks on the door.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago

    If the reaction of the kids who come to my door is any indication the best is ring pops. You can sometimes hear kids shouting to other ones down the street "hey, this place has ring pops!"

    Worst: those molasses toffees with the orange/white/black wrapper

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    The best is almost always full size candy bars, though everyone's personal favorites are different.

    As for the worst, people might rag on the orange and black peanut butter things, candy corn, or circus peanuts. I personally like them all and I feel most of the hate is memetic.

    The real bad candy? Peppermints. Even worse and strange? Peppermint candy canes.

    Sure, I like them in December, but seeing those mixed in with other candy is an insult and reminds you of Christmas creep. It's a breath mint. There might be one freakish kid who likes those hard minty disks of Christmas flavor around Halloween, but really, no one is excited about these restaurant give aways. Even hating on the candy you don't like is part of the Halloween experience, but peppermint just feels wrong in a trick or treat bag.

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    [–] 4 points 2 years ago

    Best: chocolate Worst: raisins

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    Best: Reese's peanut butter cups

    Worst: Tootsie Rolls, they're just wax with a slightly sweet flavor

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    What I don't understand about those garbage molasses candies is who buys them and why? At this point they've been the most hated candy for decades.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago

    Worst->Best

    At least on the scale of what I'm handing out.

    Had to scale it back this year only 43 lbs, probably only last about half the night.

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    [–] 2 points 2 years ago*

    Worst: any kind of hard candy, yuck! Especially smarties, or those peppermint things. Oh and Tootsie Rolls and Tootsie pops.

    Best: Any kind of chocolate

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