So.... they swap out the couchfucking weirdo for the brain-worm weirdo.

this is gonna go so well!

Trump dies on the second day in office, then the newly minted President Kennedy butchers a bald eagle on the Oval Office desk, cooks it in an air fryer perched on the railing of the window, then tosses it in buffalo sauce and eats it before blowing the brain worms to kingdom come with an original flintlock from the time of Thomas Jefferson that was sitting on one of the shelves.

RFK vs Walz would be a truly insane debate.

Oh please do.

I will fucking bet you he does it and the numbers drop after it happens. In fact I have this bet already, but I'll make it again.

Wasn't Vance officially chosen by the delegates at the RNC? Can Trump actually pick someone else now? What would the party have to do to change their nomination after the convention-hold an emergency meeting and revote?

The couch fucking weirdo is tanking the numbers! Quick! Go find the guy with the brain worm!

THE WEIRDO EXCHANGE PROGRAM

ACT NOW

😭😭😭

You can’t switch candidates like that! That’s a coup!

At least it is according to this weird douchebag who told me he was totally trustworthy

Hahahahahahahahahahaha.

This timeline is wild.

That’s my bet as of this last weekend, tbh.

Trump’s kinda obviously having serious buyers remorse over Vance and how he’s basically fucking kryptonite to the vast majority of women. And I’m sure he thinks including the Kennedy name on his ticket will give him a big boost. And now that he’s pulling both RFK and Tulsi closer in to the campaign, I’m really thinking it’s only a matter of time.

You cAnT jUsT CHanGe CanDiDAtes

No one knows anything about RFK

Who voted for him

Etc etc

Griffin hails from the centrist wing of the GOP. Every day, she said, Trump gives people like her "more and more permission to not vote for Republicans" as he surrounds himself with people like RFK Jr., Tulsi Gabbard and J.D. Vance, who on the fundamentals, "we just don't agree on, whether it's support for Ukraine, not having tariffs on imports, wanting to pass border security deals."

"So I think he's really doubling down to what is a minority within a minority of the GOP," Griffin added.

I really hope this is true.

Couchfucker or chainsaw-whale-head guy . . . .

Spoilt for choice

JD, you’re fired!

It's a COUP and ILLEGAL for DEMOCRATS to Swap their Candidate before they even have one but it's TOTALLY FAIR AND LEGAL for REPUBLICANS to do that AFTER they've been Decided Voted on and Confirmed!

Trump choosing his VP:

Give me the hillbilly.

I said the real hillbilly.

Perfection.

Honestly thought he was going to pick himself as running mate. It's the only person he'd never blame for losing.

No better way to signal stability and confidence than shuffling your deck so close to the big game.

[JD is replaced with Kennedy jr and they meet]

"And how long have you been the VP candidate?"

"It's actually started a while ago when I was walking down the-"

"Okay good." [Turns to rotting bear corpse]

"And how long have you been here?"

[Bear corpse silence]

[Kennedy collapses, a large green caterpillar emerges from his nose]

[JD, to worm] "And how long have you been here?

So swap out the couch fucker for the brain worms guy? LOLOLOL.

so the GOP wants to switch creepy couch-fucker with creepy brain-worm bear carcass dumper... and that is an improvement?!

vance presidency would have made this guys career ten years ago. instance snl multiappearances. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tyler_Labine

Make them fight over it, arm RFK with a sofa piece and arm Vance with a piece of some dead animal