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[–] 165 points 2 years ago (8 children)

Trump dies on the second day in office, then the newly minted President Kennedy butchers a bald eagle on the Oval Office desk, cooks it in an air fryer perched on the railing of the window, then tosses it in buffalo sauce and eats it before blowing the brain worms to kingdom come with an original flintlock from the time of Thomas Jefferson that was sitting on one of the shelves.

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  • [–] 30 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    I'm fine with this. Honestly. Beats having President Trump again, and you know it does.

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