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[–] 120 points 2 years ago (5 children)

RFK vs Walz would be a truly insane debate.

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  • [–] 48 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    "how many roadkill raccoons have YOU fit into a roadkill deer? Huh, Mr Waltz?!?"

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  • [–] 7 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    My opponent has never chainsawed off the head of a dead whale for personal whale anatomy experiments. Do you really want someone without that valuable experience as second in line for the presidency?

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    leans on podium "hey buddy, what are you doing after this?"

    Waltz: "going to pick up my wife and go for a nice drive, you?"

    RFK: "So I'm hearin 'nothin'. How bout we find some dead animals and relocate them to other places, with oft-stolen items? If I can find a cat, I'm gonna put it by the library with a rolled up $20."

    Waltz: "Why does it have to be rolled up?"

    RFK: "that's... look man, that's just how it already is right now, alright? That's how the bank lady gave it to me, or whatever. Anyways, if we find a squirrel, I'm putting it at an elementary school with a gun, some drugs and a flamingo lawn ornament."

    Waltz: "and this is a hobby of yours?"

    RFK: incoherent screaming

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