Yeah, I always wanted to be a well known idiot. - Niko Bellic, after not wanting to appear on camera associated with a street justice man

“Can’t shake the devil’s hand and say you’re kidding.” TMBG

“Everything is a dildo if you’re brave enough.” Abe Lincoln

“Someone told me once that there’s a right and wrong, and that punishment would come to those who dare to cross the line. But it must not be true for jerk-offs like you. Maybe it takes longer to catch a total asshole. But I’m tired of waiting. Maybe it’s just bullshit and I should play God, and shoot you myself.”

Maynard

"Don't whistle while you're pissing." ---Hagbard Celine - Illuminatus by Robert Anton Wilson

"Cause nothin' moves faster than the hands of time"

Current mood is a toss up between

"I dream of a society where I would be guillotined as a conservative." - Proudhon / "I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member" - Marx (Groucho)

Familiarity breeds contempt

If we could understand but a single flower it could change our lives.

No clear attribution I could find.

The world belongs to the intelligent, the universe belongs to the wise.

~ Matshona Dhliwayo

"Be careful what you wish for"

--Aesop--

HAPPINESS FOR EVERYBODY, FREE, AND NO ONE WILL GO AWAY UNSATISFIED!

"Man was born free, but everywhere is in chains." -Rousseau

Drink 'N Thrive... /s

You’ll never get the hang of our game if you keep thinking in flat-earth imagery of right and left, good and evil, up and down. If you need a group label for us, we’re political non-Euclideans. But even that’s not true. Sink me, nobody of this tub agrees with anybody else about anything, except maybe what the fellow with the horns told the old man in the clouds: Non serviam.” Hagbard Celine

Who wants to be consistent? The dullard and the doctrinaire, the tedious people who carry out their principles to the bitter end of action, to the reductio ad absurdum of practice. Not I. Like Emerson, I write over the door of my library the word ‘Whim.’

From Intentions, by Oscar Wilde. It's one of my favorite books, all of the essays there are amazing, I definitely recommend anyone giving it a read.

"Time is weird. Space too. I hope ours match up again some day."

"Two tears in a bucket, motherfuck it"

The Lady Chablis

"Without challenge there is nothing, and in nothing there is only gloom. In such a state, the difference between absolute power and absolute powerlessness is undetectable."

Even snakes are afraid of snakes

- Steven Wright

Hell is empty, and all the devils are here.

-Billy Shakes