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[–] [email protected] 49 points 2 months ago (1 children)

My work has barrels full of IPA. Unfortunately, isopropyl alcohol doesn't taste great.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Be grateful to your taste buds. Enjoy the life they have saved for you (and them).

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

Lagunitas is pretty banging tho

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Missing glottal stops in front of the syllable-initial vowels 🤓

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Not in all varieties but in my German accent for sure

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Thanks to using MacOS as my desktop, I still reach for ifconfig like a caveman.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

It's like that everywhere now though. Fucking heathens man.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

ifconfig is good enough for me!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

And now I will think of beer when ever I forget my local IP address.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Geordi La Forge pointing in approval (lower half of the Geordi variant of the Drakeposting meme format) ip -br a

(-br is short for -brief and makes ip's addr, link, and neigh commands "Print only basic information in a tabular format for better readability.")

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

this is beautiful, no more do I need to use regex to get the damn IP address out

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

I will never be able to unsee this. Chapeau!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

True story:

alias ipa='ip a'
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

IPA [aɪ̯ pʰiː eɪ̯] as for International Phonetic Alphabet for the real win.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

someone made that joke already and it wooshed over my head. I just now got it, thank you

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

bring into fashion unix tools saying more things like "lo".

lo! alas! but soft!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago