I was prepared to jump in and say it’s just normal little kids spelling mistakes. But then I got to the plot twist at the end. I’m sorry but I have to agree with assessment. You were in fact an idiot. Hope you’re feeling better now.

If I wrote that poorly at 9, I'd likely have been held back.

I still remember when I was 7 and scored 19/20 in the weekly spelling test. The third word was "put" and for the life of me I couldn't remember how to spell it and wrote "poot" knowing it was wrong. I remember the last (toughest) was "marriage" and I had no issues. I had a perfect gold star run up until then :(

Took me awhile, but I finally decoded "bire".
It's diary.

Imagine actually spending your time writing a fake diary entry with fake spelling mistakes just to try and get some attention on the internet jfc.

Looks fake to me

I sometimes go through my old emails and texts, and the level of cringe I get from that is off the freaking charts

That's not good for 9

On the contrary they were a comedic genius

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Still haven't figured out punctuation, huh?

EDIT: Actually, your 9 year-old self had a better grasp on it! And yeah, I know I'm coming across as a grammar Nazi. But spelling, grammar, and punctuation mean something! Long articles or books would be difficult and unpleasant to read if not for editors...

At least they got 12:00 PM right unless they were up at midnight

I was able to write better in english than in that diary when i was 9 and its not even my first language

If someone in my class wrote that bad when i was 9, they would get a green circle(the worst thing that you could get at that time) on an english test

Edit: i forgot a not

5 days after the first iPhone dropped in the US.

Doesnt seem idiotic to me. Course i am a neurodivergent individual but still