this post was submitted on 19 Aug 2023
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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago

on the internet nobody knows you're a maggot, until you reveal yourself of course

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

It's not food until somebody eats it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Ju.stshit.works.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

It’s food that has been processed

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That makes yogurt and cheese highly processed foods.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

If poop is a "processed food" then milk is a better one.

[–] [email protected] -2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Poop is bodily waste, not process food.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

A bet a fly begs to differ.

[–] [email protected] -4 points 1 year ago

Fair point. However I will never eat shit.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yes that is processed food, i.e. food after processing lol

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago