It would have been a decent machine during the Bush administration.

The specs are old enough to be one of those eMachines. Didn't they have the "Gamer" ones too with the shit specs and a mid GPU too?

Actually pretty great for the late 00s!

2006, 2017 or 2023. And since grindr started in 2009 we can discount the first one

Good, it would be concerning if they were a minor

The last times May 4 was on a Thursday were 2006, 2017 and 2023. The Core 2 wasn't released until July of 2006 so I'd guess the correct year is 2017, but even then the hardware was already pretty dated. For reference, in 2017 the first generation Ryzen prozessors and Intel Kaby Lake (7th generation Core i) were around.

Or posting. Since ddr3 doesn't work with Core 2 duo

That 5400 HDD was a bad place to try and cut the budget.

Bro... Core 2 Duo is ddr2 💀💀💀

Hey, 10% is the difference between Michael Phelps and a pretty good swimmer

Or not, I didn't fact check this at all

I am also skeptical, can we get the guy's number so we can confirm? For a friend.

Definitely overshot the brag with 4.9 inches thick.

Matches with the reply, given the currently available technology

I think the 4.9 is a circunference, like how a tailor takes your measures

That's over 2.5 liters. That can't be right.

Edit: I hope that's not right. Ouch.

That gives you decent performance on a one cylinder moped

Or they were just using an old drive, or a cheap one.

5400 rpm was very common. 7200 were the performance drives.

The computer actually came with an SSD, they swapped it because they appreciate the time to think between one operation and the next

If that's diameter, that dick has similar proportions to the reply chat bubble.

If it's circumference, the diameter is 1.56".

It's probably girth which is the length around. You take a string or something, wrap around, then measure the length it took to go around.