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[–] 73 points 2 years ago (8 children)

I don't know what right wing grifter thought of selling this but they were right that the hogs would buy iterally anything. Even this shit.

If these people are willing to buy this, then what happens after Trump dies? Do they go back to their sad and alienated American lives? What do they attempt to fill the gaping hole in their soul with?

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  • [–] 34 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    I wondersomething similar whenever i see a big truck flying Trump flags. I wonder what they did before 2016? Because now its their 24/7 personality, but what was going on the first 30 or 40 years of their life?

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  • [–] 24 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    but what was going on the first 30 or 40 years of their life?

    If it's anything like the MAGAts of my own biological relatives, what was going on was a lot of self-loathing, hatred, and blaming dehumanized "others" for their own frustrations and shortcomings, from losing jobs to criminal records.

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  • [–] 17 points 2 years ago

    Nothing. Boring-ass conservatives like this literally don't have personalities or so anything other than work, maybe date or marry someone, watch basic movies and TV, play basic video games on easy mode (maaaaaybe). It's why advertising and propaganda work so well on them and they care so much about ads, store merchandise, blockbuster movie protagonists, black & white media-fascist understanding of the world, etc.

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    [–] 58 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    frothingfash "SMDH it's not even real American cum! They got it cheap from that Chinese dick milking factory peterson-pain warned us about"

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  • [–] 56 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    This feels kind of weak, like they're running low on ideas. I think they really had to dig through the couch cushions for this tbh

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  • [–] 50 points 2 years ago

    That might be some of the weirdest shit I've ever seen in my life. What the actual fuck?

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  • [–] 42 points 2 years ago

    I do not understand this timeline.

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  • [–] 42 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    The Harris campaign struck gold with the "They are weird" attack. I'll give them that. It's just wild that it took a democrat that long to attack them with that.

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  • [–] 36 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    You really can grift anything to these people lmao

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  • [–] 34 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    That isn't actual sperm in those cups, right? anakin-padme-2

    That isn't actual sperm in those cups, right? anakin-padme-4

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  • [–] 33 points 2 years ago

    I'm gonna choose to believe this is AI generated and fake for my own well being

    This is somehow way worse than the guys buying freeze-gamergirl bathwater

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  • [–] 33 points 2 years ago

    wtf i honestly dont have the words to describe how i feel about this.

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  • [–] 27 points 2 years ago

    Pretty sure the leader of Aum Shinrikyo sold his sperm to followers too so we're t-minus 6 months out from a chud sarin attack in NYC.

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  • [–] 26 points 2 years ago (18 children)

    And I thought I was weird for buying Pokemon cards.

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    [–] 23 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

    Playing with cum to own the libs. frothingfash

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  • [–] 23 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

    guys and girls, girls and guys

    gather 'round and feast your eyes

    i'm telling you all, you just can't lose

    when you've got a cup of JD's ooze

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  • [–] 22 points 2 years ago

    ok let's start a business to sell trump's ball sweat to these people. it'll work.

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  • [–] 20 points 2 years ago*

    Ain't no way trollface

    Pls be real timmy-pray

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    [–] 18 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    This can't be real. Neither can the Trump dildos posted yesterday. Right?

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    [–] 16 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    I don't believe this for a second, come back to me with more proof

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  • [–] 16 points 2 years ago

    bringing a new meaning to snake oil.

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