bulbous salutation my dudes

It's like he wrote an already weird sex scene description, then right clicked every word and chose the last synonym on the list.

He’s said publicly that he hates sex, so I don’t know what anyone was expecting.

One can imagine him struggling to imagine the scene well enough to write it, then going to a toy shop, buying a Barbie and a Ken and spending the next half hour mashing them against each other in an attempt to visualise it.

I bought it on account of hearing how bad it was. I wasn't disappointed. It's like The Room in book form, but with unnecessarily flowery language. Brilliantly shite.

"hello, fellow sex havers"

That's the worst writing I've ever seen. This guy writes for a living? Do people enjoy his works?

Edit: no, and no.

Falls completely flat without Johnny Marr's guitar work.

If you read that in Morrissey's voice with "How Soon Is Now" as an earworm, it is slightly titillating.

ymmv

I've neen dying at "wacked and smaked" for 10 minutes

I Cannot Fucking Wait Til Morrissey Dies

Can someone feed that quote into the new, anything goes image generator? I wanna see what a bulbous salutation looks like

That’s a sentence

Who is Morrisey?

I am going to guess he's just borrowing from something from his past but has trouble translating it into something people would more traditionally get. But ultimately, I don't know too much about Morrissey - other than at one point he was liked culturally (by those who listened to him) and then there was a sharp turn in which he is now greatly disliked. I enjoy The Smiths, although I'm not gunna lie and be absolutely honest in that I found them as an adult. But all things aside I am wondering if it's because he is quite vocal about his opinions and they are quite unfavorable. And once you are seen as an "enemy of the status quo" you are open for ridicule as a whole.

But also he gave things a go. Eh.

But I do know he spoke out against meat and the tories. So eh. But someone else is probably way more tuned in on this as a whole over <<< moi.