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[–] [email protected] 122 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Dark joke. Fortunately not dark enough for the dad to beat it to death.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago (1 children)

God damn, thank you for making a joke even darker than my own

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Explain me all of this PLS. I think im dumb, didnt understand this one.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

If you are talking about the parent comment the joke is that because the dad is a cop and they usually beat on black people, "it wasn't dark enough to beat it to death" is the point. I know it's not well explained but hopefully you got the gist of it.

If you are talking about OP's post then the joke is that a while ago there was a school shooting where the cops refused to enter a school to do their job when they clearly took their own kids out first there's more to this but the relevant part to the joke is that the kids dad is a cop so he refuses to go inside the school.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oh shit, its all making sense now, i guess XD
They are only white kids on the picture, thats the starting point ? ^^

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

The starting point is a reference to school shootings where the police were too afraid to go into the school to stop the shooter.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

oh ok, thanks !!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

This joke is so dark, a cop just pulled it over on suspicion of canvasing burglary sites.

[–] [email protected] 52 points 1 year ago

His mom could probably help out with his project on domestic abuse.

[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 year ago

[ Children's screams have been removed ]

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago

I laughed, and then felt bad about it.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago

No, fake news!

He was too busy beating minorities as a warm up to beating his wife and kids.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

unwilling to sacrifice, our kids

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

This savagery bestows upon me catharsis.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (3 children)

what does this mean, I know two meanings for FTP and neither of them fit

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

yeah I was thinking it was either that or FreeToPlay

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Foil twisted pair- they're bragging that about how they're transmitting their feelings of enjoyment through the stability of twisted stranded copper cabling.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

thank you internet person

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Fuck the police

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

You could tempt him outside with the veterinarian’s clientele.