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This is the breakroom toilet at Lumon
Put a conveyor belt on the floor which can go both directions, plus some great tunes. Like Mama from Spice Girls
..or like that Jamiroquai music video!
And make the direction randomized for added excitement
I'd knock one of the walls down, preferably the one the door is on to make it an open concept design. It'll make the room look wayy more modern.
Man can you imagine being the plumber that had to install this? What a fucking job that must've been.
I don't think my fat ass would fit.if I sit down, you might need to call the fire department.
I'm not even a very big guy but I'm no twig.😁
Move.
Smaller toilet, duh.
make a singing joe biden head come out of the toilet
Space
This would be great for people who are fall risks.
Use this angle as a 2D canvas for a shape or a picture. You want to go sit there and see what it looks like from that angle.
Make the rest of the house thinner.
this post was submitted on 08 Aug 2024
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