this post was submitted on 08 Aug 2024
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[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Man can you imagine being the plumber that had to install this? What a fucking job that must've been.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

I'd knock one of the walls down, preferably the one the door is on to make it an open concept design. It'll make the room look wayy more modern.

Also add rgb lights.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Put a conveyor belt on the floor which can go both directions, plus some great tunes. Like Mama from Spice Girls

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

..or like that Jamiroquai music video!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

And make the direction randomized for added excitement

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

This is the breakroom toilet at Lumon

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

seems cozy to me

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

I don't think my fat ass would fit.if I sit down, you might need to call the fire department.

I'm not even a very big guy but I'm no twig.😁

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

This would be great for people who are fall risks.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

make a singing joe biden head come out of the toilet

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Smaller toilet, duh.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Use this angle as a 2D canvas for a shape or a picture. You want to go sit there and see what it looks like from that angle.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Get a much smaller toilet, or move to a bigger house.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Wouldn't the bigger house make the bathroom seem even smaller?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I’m not suggesting they take the bathroom with them, more leave it behind and forget about it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

But then where would they poop?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Make the rest of the house thinner.

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