Same reason they tied up the others, and put them on a spit over an open fire…
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they were able to generally sew clothing as noted by their tribal gear.
they had encountered other beings of similar size (storm troopers "ah-kee-ah-tah")
fashioning clothes for parties seems like it fits in their cultural vibe.
Their tribal gear was a flap with a hole for their face. Leia's dress is carefully tailored with multiple materials. ( White sleeves. Hidden seam down front )

The white under shirt could be from her uniform when she got picked up the first time. For some reason the rebels wore layers on the forest moon.
They fashioned logs to crush AT-AT walkers I think they can manage a dress.
Their tribal gear was a flap with a hole for their face.
This makes them sound like idiots... They also cut two smaller holes in the flap, for their ears.
The title is confusing, Bert's the one that can't sleep because Ernie is talking.
I imagined it as Ernie saying something unsettling, then "Ok, good night" and leaving Bert wide-eyed and unable to sleep.
I thought this was !bertstrips@lemm.ee at first.

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