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[–] 60 points 2 years ago (8 children)

Same reason they tied up the others, and put them on a spit over an open fire…

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  • [–] 58 points 2 years ago (6 children)

    Honestly? To keep a PG rating.

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  • [–] 15 points 2 years ago (5 children)

    Also if you’re going to cook and eat someone, you should at least slaughter and dress the carcass. Leaving the digestive tract in place is just going to taint the meat.

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  • [–] 9 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    Oh yeah. Maybe the Ewoks have the metabolism of a crocodile so they could easily handle tainted meat! But then why would they be cooking it?

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