I put on my robe and wizard hat.

Yo can I please have the source image for this if you have it? That shit is a fire wallpaper

Fernando taught me that "A true manwhore is immune to most scrotal discomforts."

Only virgin wizards need decoy balls.

Upvoted for Wizard in Supreme beard

I have some bad news, buddy.

This post gave me psychic damage.

Yo dawg, you got that vaporwave wizard template without the text. It's real, yo.

Is that supposed to be the motherfucking CBT wizard?

Scintillating Scrote illusion 1 Range: self Casting time: reaction Duration: 1 minute (concentration) V,S,M (a scrote)

When targeted in the groin, you may take a reaction to magically cast illusions which make it impossible to target your groin.

Trans wizard superpowers.