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He uses an abacus to cook his books

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

The idea that he knows how to use an abacus is impressive

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

A tiny abacus for tiny hands.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Holy fuck is he ever old. And he smells bad too!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Well, until he tried to cook a taco with it.