this post was submitted on 24 Jul 2024
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[–] [email protected] 76 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 month ago

In fairness to the little guy, modern dogfood is garbage compared to a fresh kill.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Most will. In wild dog packs, puppy survivability is around 5%. In comparison with their the closest relative, the gray wolf's puppies have a 91 ~ 95% chance of surviving.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

So you’re saying wild dog packs face a tougher crucible of evolution than the socialist wolves growing fat and stupid with their 95% survival rates.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Next time, get a mixed, and not a pedigree.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Purebred and inbred are synonyms

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

Some dog breeds need to end.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

"Yay I get to run around outside for a few minutes! I hope I can breathe well enough to keep up with thi--" *dies*

— Pugs

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

A luxury brought to you by combine harvesters and seed drills

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Nature is not very gentle.