this post was submitted on 05 Jul 2023
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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Head empty, bladder also empty

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

can't get out of bed because too scared of the ominous creature in the hallway

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

The dog probably needs to pee, too.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Literally my life with [email protected]. Not necessarily with the waking up part.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Why is the bed getting warm?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Body: Ok I'm almost done with filtering out all the salt from that trout you just ate.

Me: We're outta water tho.

Body: The fuck you mean we're out? Then get more dumbass. And don't eat salty stuff before bedtime.